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Chris4d the wild
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Chris4d was discovered in the wilderness, an only child. A genie granted them knowledge of hyperbole but a swindler stole the family mace. They've always wanted to visit a cave inside a glacier.
Voracity:
4
Veracity:
15
Velocity:
12
Vitality:
24
Verbosity:
11
Vivacity:
16
Equipment
balaclava of softness
defusing chestpiece of the unintentional nap
+5 unshakeable crocs of good humor
mortarboard of clickbait
Spells
Aura Of Magnetic
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Dog Field
Skills
chicken-whispering
deadgoating
html5 compliance
hyperbole