Metafilter Character Sheet

zamboni the boneless
dungeon-keeper
zamboni's past is shrouded in mystery but they were orphaned at a young age. A great storm destroyed their town and they left home seeking adventure. They're terrified of enchanted tableware.
Voracity:
12
Veracity:
5
Velocity:
8
Vitality:
8
Verbosity:
9
Vivacity:
6

Equipment

cubic shot glass of anticipation
autocratic balaclava of commiseration
sash of torpor
golden shuriken of eloquence

Spells

U Wot M8
Embiggen
Field Of Water

Skills

band naming
tumbling