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bitteroldman the merry
accountant
bitteroldman's past is shrouded in mystery but they were the child of loving parents. A genie granted them knowledge of cataloguing but the disappearance of their uncle still haunts them. They travel with their honest crow.
Voracity:
8
Veracity:
12
Velocity:
15
Vitality:
8
Verbosity:
9
Vivacity:
12

Equipment

animated ascot
gossamer garter belt of bannination
crushing shot glass

Spells

I Have A Quick Wedding Etiquette Question
Net Of Tedium

Skills

cataloguing
misspelling