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Metroid Baby the devil
ninja
Metroid Baby hails from a thatch-roofed peasant hut, where they were raised by wolves. The gods cursed them with an obsession with dad jokes but they were chased from their village by an angry mob. For days, they've been followed by a loyal swan.
Voracity:
12
Veracity:
15
Velocity:
13
Vitality:
10
Verbosity:
11
Vivacity:
11
Equipment
vengeful shalwar kameez
chafing knickers
dirk of quotation
Spells
Lightning Tornado
Odor Miasma
Skills
dad jokes
goalpost relocation