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dipping_sauce the unbidden
falconer
dipping_sauce hails from parts unknown, where they were orphaned at a young age. They read a couple wikipedia pages about combativeness but they fled a forced marriage the night before the wedding. If fate is kind, they'll be reunited with their lost love.
Voracity:
9
Veracity:
5
Velocity:
11
Vitality:
14
Verbosity:
10
Vivacity:
14

Equipment

stick of bad faith
cartographic starter jacket

Spells

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Cloud Of Grar
Chatfilter
Bile Cloud

Skills

crouton petting
combativeness