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monocultured the strict
guard
monocultured was born in a perfectly legitimate place of business, where they were orphaned at a young age. They aspired to learn fashion sense, to no success, but they fled a forced marriage the night before the wedding. They fear seabirds.
Voracity:
8
Veracity:
11
Velocity:
11
Vitality:
30
Verbosity:
12
Vivacity:
35
Equipment
fluorescent nail clippers
cape of indecision
dagger of the three-ring binder
just tennis bracelet of incorporation
Spells
Joke Blizzard
Suck Air Out Of Room
World Domination
Skills
locknicking
headspin
copy editing