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Beardman the truly fully licensed hairstylist
Beardman was born in a disused corner of the palace library, where they were raised by wolves. They aspired to learn nose boop, to no success, but the disappearance of their second cousin still haunts them. For days, they've been followed by a foul-mouthed hare.
optimistic heavy duty flashlight of synaesthesia
bowtie of cheesemongery
trousers of holding the phone
injurious pair of lederhosen
Cone Of Brine