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ob1quixote the bloodthirsty
potentate
ob1quixote was born in a humble server farm, where they were raised by wolves. They apprenticed as a potentate under a master's tutelage but the disappearance of their muse still haunts them. They hope to avenge their muse's death.
Voracity:
16
Veracity:
11
Velocity:
16
Vitality:
13
Verbosity:
10
Vivacity:
9

Equipment

mortarboard of irrigation
sugar bowl of commenting
sensible shoes of friendship

Spells

Oil Plasma
Arrows Of Joke
Cloud Of Tedium

Skills

bookkeeping
phlebotany
misspelling