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rewil the hopeful
rewil hails from a humble farming village, where they were the child of loving parents. They learned locknicking from their grandmother but they fled a forced marriage the night before the wedding. For days, they've been followed by a sneaky crow.
+5 slingshot of luxury
enthusing aol cd of fairness
enthusing fedora (well, actually, it's a trilby) of moxie
optimistic hot pants of petulance