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athenasbanquet the artist-king
cowpoke
athenasbanquet's past is shrouded in mystery but they were raised by wolves. The gods cursed them with an obsession with perambulation but the disappearance of their spouse still haunts them. They travel with their resourceful horse.
Voracity:
13
Veracity:
6
Velocity:
15
Vitality:
15
Verbosity:
10
Vivacity:
8

Equipment

golf pants of flagging
bearish socker cleat
distracting slipper of irritation
bladed thunderbolt of whispers

Spells

Storm Of Magnetic
Cloud Of Gas
Light Net

Skills

misspelling
crouton petting
perambulation