Metafilter Character Sheet
Mister Moofoo the bookish
cattle rustler
Mister Moofoo's past is shrouded in mystery but they were orphaned at a young age. They read a couple wikipedia pages about linear a but the loss of their family shook them to the core. They fear one day returning to a sod-roofed peasant hut.
Voracity:
11
Veracity:
12
Velocity:
11
Vitality:
14
Verbosity:
15
Vivacity:
8
Equipment
vengeful glove of absolution
golf pants of the clean refrigerator
Spells
Rock
Chill Tornado
Skills
linear a
cat-whispering