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Mister Moofoo the bookish
Mister Moofoo's past is shrouded in mystery but they were orphaned at a young age. They read a couple wikipedia pages about linear a but the loss of their family shook them to the core. They fear one day returning to a sod-roofed peasant hut.
vengeful glove of absolution
golf pants of the clean refrigerator