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Calzephyr the book-lover
armchair warrior
Calzephyr has no memory of their birth place but we know that they were orphaned at a young age. They were entrusted with a magical dictionary but they were chased from their village by an angry mob. If fate is kind, they'll be reunited with their lost love.
Voracity:
9
Veracity:
12
Velocity:
13
Vitality:
7
Verbosity:
10
Vivacity:
12

Equipment

tubesock of scrupulosity
organic cuirass
despicable dictionary

Spells

Wind Cloud
Toxic Arrows

Skills

self-deprecation
fitted sheet folding