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gauche the book-lover
bee-keeper
gauche's past is shrouded in mystery but they were raised by wolves. The gods cursed them with an obsession with fitted sheet folding and no one knows quite why they left home. They hope to retrieve a rare balaclava.
Voracity:
8
Veracity:
12
Velocity:
28
Vitality:
15
Verbosity:
12
Vivacity:
10

Equipment

lead pipe of absenteeism
menacing sash
wiimote of empathy
magnetic area rug of forgetfulness

Spells

Electrical Hail
Argument Storm

Skills

fitted sheet folding
lede burying