December 21, 2001

10:52 AM

I think the recording industry has finally gotten it right. Let the post-post-Napster era commence!
posted by thebigpoop (20 comments total)

[Thanks cnet.]
posted by thebigpoop at 10:52 AM on December 21, 2001

ha! my double-post trigger finger almost let me down!
posted by machaus at 10:56 AM on December 21, 2001

One thing they didn't get right: Skeet Ulrich is not the drummer for Metallica, Lars Ulrich is.
posted by hootch at 11:01 AM on December 21, 2001

Johnny Depp is pissed.
posted by techgnollogic at 11:09 AM on December 21, 2001

You're joking, right? 100 songs a year for just $25 a month? That's $300 a year for 100 songs? Even if you assumed that the average CD contains only 10 songs, that would be $30 for each CD's worth of music. Fuck the recording industry. Wait...don't bother. They've already fucked themselves.
posted by elvissinatra at 11:09 AM on December 21, 2001

Humming, singing or quoting from these songs is a copyright infringement.

aha hahahahah ahahhahah ahahahah.
posted by th3ph17 at 11:11 AM on December 21, 2001

Oh never mind. Oops...
posted by elvissinatra at 11:11 AM on December 21, 2001

The most absurd online service yet.
posted by fleener at 11:22 AM on December 21, 2001

Finally I can enjoy Muskrat Love while constructing my Geocities Figurine Collector page!
::::::::::sound of shotgun:::::::::::::::
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 11:41 AM on December 21, 2001

Did you see the little note that says "Never again let a free MP3 wipe your hard drive?" snort.

Top hits of the week as chosen by Hilary Rosen?
jesus.
posted by dr_emory at 11:46 AM on December 21, 2001

Oh this is good. I'm deleting Morpheus right now and signing up.

I wonder how long he'll get to keep that domain name.
posted by euphorb at 11:55 AM on December 21, 2001

"HillaryR says: this r00lz!"

That is so funny!

Damn, I bet that sounds sarcastic, but seriously that is really funny.
posted by donkeymon at 12:11 PM on December 21, 2001

I think this thread is much more insightful than the one we had two days ago about the same subject.
posted by crunchland at 12:33 PM on December 21, 2001

How do I get a copy of "We Own the World?" I bet that song kicks ass.

Copyright-Respecting: Support millionaire artists like Dr. Dre

:D
posted by witchstone at 1:11 PM on December 21, 2001

I think the recording industry has finally gotten it right.
bzzzt. wrong. valenti and rosen are still vertical and breathing.
posted by quonsar at 1:17 PM on December 21, 2001

hahahhahahahahahahaha. "the entire recorded output of the world's finest trampoline-flipping guitarist - nils lofgren!" this thing is a scream.
posted by quonsar at 1:22 PM on December 21, 2001

uh, crunchland - the site this links to is a joke. and a pretty funny one too.
posted by chainring at 1:33 PM on December 21, 2001

Yeah guys, it's a humor site, it's not *for real*.
posted by martz at 2:38 PM on December 21, 2001

we know it's for real. thats why it's so funny.
posted by mcsweetie at 4:39 PM on December 21, 2001

Hello everyone - I'm a musician and occasional MeFi poster. I created the Pressplay parody site that you've linked to above. Just wanted to say that I'm very grateful and flattered you noticed the site and found it funny. PS Hootch... I know the drummer from Metallica's not called Skeet Ulrich. That was my little joke ;)
posted by tobyslater at 4:20 AM on December 27, 2001