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March 11, 2003 7:46 AM

Man in Jumping Around Shock [Windows Media]. When spam meets kung fu.
posted by Pretty_Generic (16 comments total)

wow. especially watching that early in the morning before my coffee has taken hold, realizing that if i tried to do similar moves i would most likely break in half and die miserably.
posted by th3ph17 at 8:00 AM on March 11, 2003

Double post. But damn, still wish I could move that way.
posted by qDot at 8:04 AM on March 11, 2003

Reactions on watching linked video:

This had better not be someone getting electrocuted.
Big fucking deal. It's a guy doing flips outside.
Wait a minute, this has to be wire work.
Where's the wires?
There's no way he's not on wires.
Holy shit, he's in the middle of a soccer field. There are no wires.
He has to be on wires.
I'm going to get fired if I don't turn this off and get back to work.
Coworkers! Come look at this guy!
posted by jennyb at 8:08 AM on March 11, 2003

Cool tricks, but from the FPP I was expecting him to accidently kick out one of the ceiling lights and electrocute himself, lol...
posted by stifford at 8:09 AM on March 11, 2003

This guy should have been Daredevil.
posted by uftheory at 8:18 AM on March 11, 2003

Coworker comment: He's like Jackie Chan on speed!

Can you imagine trying to go get a cup of coffee with this guy? "Come on, stop flipping, we're just walking two blocks for coffee. Stop flipping!!"
posted by jennyb at 8:21 AM on March 11, 2003

Ask him about Noni Juice!
posted by Shike at 8:24 AM on March 11, 2003

Double post, yes. Still can't believe my eyes, yes.
Funny think is that I am on medication right this very moment for a bulging lumbar disk. While watching this again, my back actually found voice and cried "YIKES!"
posted by oflinkey at 8:39 AM on March 11, 2003

worst. background-music.ever.
posted by Espoo2 at 9:10 AM on March 11, 2003

Yay... My computer can't open it. You guys farked it again?

*grumble*
posted by twine42 at 9:15 AM on March 11, 2003

get this guy doing motion capture for Soul Calibur 3!

[this is good]
posted by kevspace at 10:03 AM on March 11, 2003

From the "spam" link:

Multi-Level-Marketing taught me that it's better to have... 1% of 100 rather than 100% of 1.

Ummm.... you might want to check your math again there, buddy.
posted by turaho at 10:43 AM on March 11, 2003

It's guys like this that remind me how poor my martial arts skills really are.
posted by Galvatron at 11:06 AM on March 11, 2003

The background music is Out of the Blue, System F. I can think of worse. Of course, this set of links only further convinces me that MLM's cause brain damage.
posted by wobh at 1:09 PM on March 11, 2003

it's guys like this that remind me of why i upped my martial arts classes from 2 a week to 4 times a week :-D he's awesome...! cute too.
posted by t r a c y at 2:34 PM on March 11, 2003

can't believe I'm the first to say this, but...
Joe Eigo has Jumped the Shark.
Conan's next, good night!
posted by wendell at 7:12 PM on March 11, 2003