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July 8, 2004 7:53 PM

Enviropornoshockrockers!!!Ellingsen claims the couple performed the surprise sex stunt during a set by the controversial band The Cumshots "actually to draw attention to the rain forests, which are in the process of disappearing." (NSFW, maybe, and via The Spoonbender)
posted by _sirmissalot_ (35 comments total)

Fuck for Forest (NSFW)
posted by homunculus at 8:02 PM on July 8, 2004

The picture is kinda hot...
posted by BlueTrain at 8:09 PM on July 8, 2004

You know, in a "that's so disgusting, degrading, and unnecessary" sort of way. ;-)
posted by BlueTrain at 8:16 PM on July 8, 2004

uhhhhhhhhhhh, beavis. um, there are like tree-huggers having sex and stuff. uh-huh-huh. heh heh. uhhhh. woah.
posted by bargle at 8:22 PM on July 8, 2004

llnl
posted by roboto at 8:28 PM on July 8, 2004

This gives "tree hugging" a whole new meaning.
posted by Decypher at 8:47 PM on July 8, 2004

because the best way to grow the rainforests back is BY HAVING MORE CHILDREN?

wtf?
posted by Kwantsar at 8:52 PM on July 8, 2004

oh, yeah, and the chick is hot.
posted by Kwantsar at 8:53 PM on July 8, 2004

Better pic here. NSFW if you're outside Scandinavia.
posted by spazzm at 8:59 PM on July 8, 2004

So it's a surprise when a performance by a band called "The Cumshots" involves sex?
posted by clevershark at 9:31 PM on July 8, 2004

God I love my country.

Me: "So um..yeah, this whole rainforest thing has got me down. Wanna fuck?"

Her: "Sure!"

I am missing the connection here.
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 9:34 PM on July 8, 2004

Wow. The dude looks like a jelly donut attacked him.

From their website:

-26/05 - The Cumshots has been invited to play the Metroplis festival in Rotterdam, The Netherlands, on july 4th. The festivals focus is on undiscovered new talents, and The Cumshots will hit the main stage in front of an expected audience of 10 000 people.

Bring a tarp cause' they'll get all "Gallagher" on ya.

-26/05 - The Cumshots will play the Quartfestival together with Slipknot july 6th.

..after a triumphant run at the Pintfestival...
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 9:44 PM on July 8, 2004

Gosh. . no *performance issues* here, I guess.
posted by Danf at 9:59 PM on July 8, 2004

good for them ... and for bringing attention to the dwindling forests.
posted by specialk420 at 10:17 PM on July 8, 2004

Fucking hippies.
posted by qDot at 10:24 PM on July 8, 2004 [1 favorite]

Back in the 60's all WE needed was a knothole at waist level to fuck for the forest.

/never lived even close to the 60's.
posted by TungstenChef at 10:24 PM on July 8, 2004

wtf?

literally.
posted by namespan at 10:33 PM on July 8, 2004

She looks hotter in another article.
posted by ed\26h at 1:15 AM on July 9, 2004

So, the couple get fined for having sex in public, but it is OK to publish pictures of it?

wtf?
posted by dg at 2:35 AM on July 9, 2004

God I love my country.

Gud, ja vi elsker norske landet og.
posted by ed\26h at 3:31 AM on July 9, 2004

Og!

I don't know what it means, but it's fun to say loudly.

Og!
posted by TungstenChef at 3:49 AM on July 9, 2004

Heh. "And" or "As well" in that context. But yes, it is fun.
posted by ed\26h at 4:05 AM on July 9, 2004

drats, I submitted this to boingboing yesterday - I knew I should have posted here instead (no boingboing didn't post it).

The girl had to be Swedish didn't she? ;)
posted by dabitch at 4:53 AM on July 9, 2004

will beat up lumberjacks for sex.
posted by sgt.serenity at 4:58 AM on July 9, 2004

Kwantsar, they're not fundamentalist christians fucking to save the forest! I'm sure she's on the pill... ;)
posted by PigAlien at 5:41 AM on July 9, 2004

" So, the couple get fined for having sex in public, but it is OK to publish pictures of it?"

Norwegian law only bans picture of "genetalia in motion" - meaning you can show a c*nt or a c*ck (erect, even), but you can't show them inside each other.

So, since you can't actually see the plane entering the hangar, these pictures are perfectly legal according to Norwegian law - actually I would not be surprised if this very picture (at least a small version of it) was on the front page of most of the nations tabloids.

That's my interperetation, though - it might have changed under the current fundamentalist rule.
posted by spazzm at 5:49 AM on July 9, 2004

Ok, so where are the 'action' shots then? :)
posted by eas98 at 6:04 AM on July 9, 2004

nation's
Sorry.

Dabitch:
Relative of yours? ;)
posted by spazzm at 6:13 AM on July 9, 2004

Any Republicans out there want to stage a protest - against Kerry and Edwards - and fuck for George W. Bush's re-election?

Or, vice-versa?

I'd be happy to fuck for the release of any material, on George W. Bush's National Guard duty, that the Pentagon hasn't "accidentally" destroyed.

I'd call it "multitasking".
posted by troutfishing at 6:46 AM on July 9, 2004

I'd be happy to fuck for the release of any material,

I don't think Wisconsin is ready for that. Nevada/Las Vagas perhaps.
posted by rough ashlar at 7:18 AM on July 9, 2004

pictures and a torrent
posted by mr.marx at 9:29 AM on July 9, 2004

Og!

I don't know what it means, but it's fun to say loudly.

posted by TungstenChef at 6:49 AM EST on July 9

Ironien!
posted by widdershins at 12:41 PM on July 9, 2004

Or at iFilm...
posted by Samizdata at 12:58 AM on July 10, 2004

Oh, and mr.marx, I'll try and keep it seeded for a while.
posted by Samizdata at 1:00 AM on July 10, 2004

surprise sex stunt

Nothing to add, just thought that such a suberb phrase deserved greater recognition.
posted by normy at 5:34 AM on July 10, 2004