April 25, 2001

10:07 PM

Christina Aguilera... a ditz?Now, whether or not you think she is (and whether or not you are a fan), this quote on her *official*webpage just makes you wonder: "The video's going to be dope," Christina said. "We're going to have cabaret costumes. It's something you've never seen from us before. So, it's going to be fun." ...did she just admit that she sucks?
posted by nyukid (17 comments total)

Note to nyukid. You're batting 0-2. Hang out, read what's posted here. The relevation that a celebrity may be a mindless gobot isn't exactly earth shattering.
posted by owillis at 10:15 PM on April 25, 2001

He has been hanging out since "November 10, 2000". If he is going to get it, then it already would have happened by now.
posted by howa2396 at 10:30 PM on April 25, 2001

Geez, do you guys have to be so rough? Be nice on us youngsters!
posted by PWA_BadBoy at 11:37 PM on April 25, 2001

Who let the cats out?


posted by holloway at 4:46 AM on April 26, 2001

Maybe a bit trite and made for TV, but ditzy? Lil Kim and Pink in those "cabaret" (read stripper) kits do weaken my resolve (see fortitude), but the original is still the best sounding version by far.
btw, holloway, I thought there was an understanding of not explioting MeFi's html to save bandwidth. Am I out of order?
posted by roboto at 5:40 AM on April 26, 2001

roboto: I think I'm safe - then again, that is an amazingly ugly cat.
posted by holloway at 6:23 AM on April 26, 2001

She may be dumb, but I just love her tummy... :-)
posted by jpoulos at 7:05 AM on April 26, 2001

The cat?
posted by rodii at 7:58 AM on April 26, 2001

mmmmmm....cat tummy.....gaaggahghagaaaa
posted by jpoulos at 8:40 AM on April 26, 2001

This isn't the first morning that holloway has saved me from an early self-inflicted death. That cat picture just made me giggle uncontrollably. Holloway is clearly insane, but in a good way.
posted by Skot at 10:04 AM on April 26, 2001

This is getting like the fifties, when a hundred versions of a song would be released simultaniously. What's the point in xeroxing the All Saints version?
posted by feelinglistless at 11:13 AM on April 26, 2001

(Nigel Tufnel voice) No, you don't understand. . . this is Christina Aguilera.
posted by rodii at 11:38 AM on April 26, 2001

So in other "media-hyped chick" news -- did anyone know that Mary-Kate and Ashley have a magazine?

I was confronted with this knowledge at 7:30 am, pre-coffee, at a newsstand in Penn Station. Aieeeeee!
posted by metrocake at 12:28 PM on April 26, 2001

Oh why the hell not, Roe? Rosie has one, Oprah has one. They used to say that given time, everyone would have a talk show. But then everyone's talk shows failed, so now, clearly, everyone will have a magazine.

Damn this is off-topic!
posted by Dreama at 12:55 PM on April 26, 2001

Even more off-topic - who are Mary-Kate & Ashley? The website isn't exactly forthcoming . . .
posted by feelinglistless at 1:43 PM on April 26, 2001

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are the twin sisters who played the youngest child on the sitcom "Full House".

At one time, they had the highest TV-Q of any television personality in the US -- meaning more people could identfiy them than any other television performer.
posted by briank at 1:45 PM on April 26, 2001

I didn't even click on this link. I don't even want to give her an extra hit on her website.
posted by GrooveJedi at 5:12 PM on April 27, 2001