June 4, 2001

7:31 PM

Hmmm...I wish I had some sort of funky, unique accessory for my new car. Y'know, something different....Wait, I've got it! AUTOMOTIVE TESTICLES! (Via FilePile.)
posted by jpoulos (10 comments total)

Man, wish you'd found this before the $30 contest.
posted by zempf at 8:01 PM on June 4, 2001

Nothing says class like plastic testacles.

Hey! Is this the answer to the bra that goes on the front end of a car? Now your car can have both a bra and balls!
posted by hijinx at 8:53 PM on June 4, 2001

I wouldn't have the heart to use these - I'd wince every time I hit a speed bump...
posted by Perigee at 8:57 PM on June 4, 2001

Those are so funny. But I know they'd be used for evil.
posted by crasspastor at 3:02 AM on June 5, 2001

Unfortunately, I have seen these on a truck. Until then I thought that the "pee-on" stickers were the height of automotive accessory bad taste.
posted by cludwig at 6:39 AM on June 5, 2001

"Why yes, my oversized vehicle is an attempt to compensate for the size of my penis. Thank you for asking!"
posted by harmful at 6:54 AM on June 5, 2001

I find it somewhat amusing that these manly, manly accessories come in neon Barbie-doll pink, talk about gender dissonance.
posted by headspace at 8:32 AM on June 5, 2001

I wonder who/what's testicles they were modeled after..... a bull? a very large man?
posted by ewwgene at 11:51 AM on June 5, 2001

also see buggy balls.
posted by quonsar at 6:44 PM on June 6, 2001

If I saw a car with one of these things, especially the neon pink one, I'd probably rear end it. I'd have a perfect excuse. "Officer, I'm sorry, I was momentarily distracted by the day-glo scrotum hanging from the bumper."
posted by Dreama at 10:45 PM on June 6, 2001