June 23, 2001

11:23 AM

We help lonely pets find each otherMy lonely poodle was looking for a little love, I went to pet-match and found him a girl-pooch just like he always wanted! Is this cyber-dating gone terribly wrong? Lonely and horny fish, cats, dogs, reptiles, etc.
posted by zebra_monkey (5 comments total)

I think its a good idea. Animals need sex too, right?
posted by howa2396 at 11:34 AM on June 23, 2001

This is about reproduction, hidden in the cloth of emotional, needy pet ads! I'm outraged. Look at this post:

hi, my name is heidi marie, i am an almost 9 year old grey and white, long haired female, with beautiful tuxedo markings. i am a loving and very beautiful kitty, who was adopted as a stray, by my people almost six years ago. actually, i adopted my people, they seemed like strays to me and badly in need of my special brand of kitty care!! i am the only animal in my household and would love to make some friends, please e-mail me anytime, i'll be waiting to hear from you. heidi!
p.s. - i love catnip toys, wet food and walks on my leash outside with my people, what do we have in common?
posted by zebra_monkey at 11:37 AM on June 23, 2001

dude, all i know is, if my cat gets some before i do i'm gonna be pissed.
posted by sugarfish at 1:07 PM on June 23, 2001

horny toads?
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it had to be said
posted by moz at 1:42 PM on June 23, 2001

Have collar will travel... Oops, wrong box.
posted by Kino at 2:50 PM on June 23, 2001