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March 24, 2005
The greatest sexual moments in video game history. From Rampage to the cheapest japanese NES games to Mortal Kombat and beyond, someone out there took the energy better spent on... anything else to create a list of sexuality in societys black sheep: Video games.
Does not hold preference to any sexual preference,
NSFW.
posted by Dean Keaton at 9:34 PM PST - 30 comments
Smegma (so NSFW it isn't funny at all, most links are not safe either)
'The animal kingdom would probably cease to exist without
smegma.' - Thomas Ritter, MD.
Smegma's a widely misunderstood substance, rather than being a noxious waste product it moisturizes the glans and keeps it smooth, soft, and supple. Its antibacterial and antiviral properties keep the penis clean and healthy though a build up can result in
balanitis. Here's an article on
how to collect it for experimentation as an extracted bacterium from smegma has been successfully used to treat
bladder cancer as well as a strange experiment on the potential
carcinogenic effects of smegma on mice (hint, there were none found, if anything, the smegma'ed mice outlived the control mice). Smegma is also related to
vernix, the cheese-like substance on a newborn's skin.
Lots of
humor to
be had, including the
Devil's Dictionary definition as well as a band called, yeah,
Smegma and even a cocktail recipe for something called a
Smegma Delight (vodka, bourbon and parmesan cheese, umm, pass).
posted by fenriq at 4:35 PM PST - 48 comments
T. rex soft tissue! No, not dino-kleenex -- scientists have extracted organic compounds from a fossilized Tyrannosaurus rex bone. Can
Jurassic Park be far behind?
posted by jimray at 3:07 PM PST - 42 comments
"The purpose of the
Fellowship Baptist Creation Science Fair is to get kids excited about Creation and motivate them to discover the truth of our Lord on their own."
Winning exhibits this year include "My Uncle Is A Man Named Steve (Not A Monkey)", "Women Were Designed For Homemaking", and "Using Prayer To Microevolve Latent Antibiotic Resistance In Bacteria".
Via
posted by Mwongozi at 12:30 PM PST - 74 comments
Witness "I have been a witness, and these pictures are my testimony. The events I have recorded should not be forgotten and must not be repeated." -James Nachtwey-
(First post, I don't know if this is a re-post, if so--sorry!)
posted by countzen at 11:24 AM PST - 30 comments
For 30 days, we're going to shut down that illegal alien smuggling alley Ok, probably not; but when the War on Terror™ doesn't seem to include our own borders, what else is a citizen to do? The President has this take:
"I'm against vigilantes in the United States of America," Mr. Bush said at a
joint press conference. "I'm for enforcing the law in a rational way."
Is the Minute Man project irrational? When the government refuses to put troops on the borders or even beef up the current border patrol, what are the available options?
posted by j.p. Hung at 11:05 AM PST - 49 comments
"In every existing government we find clamor, abuses of power, newspapers with triumphant, lying headlines, lies of every kind in public life. This being the case, someone like me, who understands nothing of politics, is compelled to think about politics and despair of ever understanding it, is compelled to envision something entirely different."
Natalia Ginzburg, Member of the Italian Parliament,
writer, and
critic.
posted by semmi at 9:44 AM PST - 4 comments
Now I have stolen some things from bars, and I know some people who have a hard time not stealing something. Most of us are just happy with the toiletries from hotels. These guys trump everyone -
they stole an entire house
posted by thebwit at 5:05 AM PST - 31 comments
What is the ID SNIPER(TM) rifle? "It is used to implant a GPS-microchip in the body of a human being, using a high powered sniper rifle as the long distance injector. [...] At the same time a digital camcorder with a zoom-lense fitted within the scope will take a high-resolution picture of the target. This picture will be stored on a memory card for later image-analysis."
Other popular products by Empire North include
JUJU the Citizen Eye. Empire North is run by
Jakob Boeskov.
posted by sour cream at 4:52 AM PST - 22 comments