May 8, 2009
This is the hairiest type for both beard and body hair.
An Artist's Guide to Human Types "If I needed to draw someone from [a] specific part of the world, what would I need to know about his or her physical characteristics?" The author, a well-traveled Lebanese artist, also has a graphic novel online.
posted by desjardins at 9:21 PM PST - 72 comments

Martin and Lewis.
Martin and Lewis Just, wow. I had no idea. [more inside]
posted by five fresh fish at 9:16 PM PST - 81 comments

He's back. Duh. He's a zombie.
Flash Friday: Remember Sonny? Well, the sequel, Sonny 2, is out. [more inside]
posted by schyler523 at 6:30 PM PST - 2 comments

"Regulate me..."
Watch porn. (sfw) [more inside]
posted by Joe Beese at 6:14 PM PST - 57 comments

The Saddest Swine of Them All.
Khanzir is the only pig in Afghanistan. An already lonely existence has been made sadder as fears of swine-flu have caused zoo officials to place him in quarantine, depriving him of contact with his best friend - a nearby goat.
posted by grapefruitmoon at 5:56 PM PST - 40 comments

Insert your own joke about zombie, pocket and "happy to see me" here
FrugalWeekendFunFilter: Zombie In My Pocket is a free print-and-play solitaire boardgame that only uses three sheets of paper. Elegantly designed and well balanced, it has inspired a bunch of alternate versions, from Wolfenstein in my Pocket to the classic-dungeon-crawl-inspired Dungeonquest in my Pocket to Star Wars in my Pocket. (Complete list of variants and user-created scenarios - all are free.) There's also a cellphone version, if paper-and-ink isn't your thing.
posted by jbickers at 5:54 PM PST - 10 comments

1965 - Kemeny and Kurtz go to 1964
A Brief, Incomplete, and Mostly Wrong History of Programming Languages
posted by Artw at 3:21 PM PST - 47 comments

Knock knock
Greg. Fred. Sam. Bill. Eleanor. Included because it made me smile.
posted by Mblue at 3:07 PM PST - 8 comments

Cheerleader outfit not included
Twenty-five years later, the main cast of The Goonies reunite for Empire Magazine.
posted by Rhomboid at 3:04 PM PST - 84 comments

I was almost too apathetic to post this...
Welcome to Your Quarterlife Crisis Unrelenting indecision, isolation, confusion and anxiety about working, relationships and direction is reported by people in their mid-twenties to early thirties who are usually urban, middle class and well-educated; those who should be able to capitalize on their youth, unparalleled freedom and free-for-all individuation. They can’t make any decisions, because they don’t know what they want, and they don’t know what they want because they don’t know who they are, and they don’t know who they are because they’re allowed to be anyone they want.
posted by Christ, what an asshole at 2:43 PM PST - 109 comments

Chris Hayes is funny
Chris "Disco" Hayes is a relief pitcher at the AA level in the Kansas City Royals organization. As a submarine pitcher, his unorthodox delivery is easy to spot. He's developed quite the following-as much for his blogging as his pitching. It all started when he was selected as a blogger in the Arizona Fall League, and blogged an 'interview' with Uber-Prospect Matt Wieters.
posted by HighTechUnderpants at 1:49 PM PST - 19 comments

Best Beer City USA
Asheville, NC and Portland, OR have tied in the contest for Best Beer City in the USA. It was a heated contest (scroll down for the comments) done in conjunction with Craft Beer Week, an event we can all support. Asheville is a beer city, it is true and clearly, so is Portland.
posted by mygothlaundry at 1:45 PM PST - 58 comments

As Heaven turns to Hell
The Swat Valley In NW Pakistan has been inhabited for over 2,500 years. Alexander the Great defeated Persia, thenceforth, he entered Swat via Kunar in 326 BC. In those days it was Buddhist. Described by many as Heaven on Earth; and as a land of story tellers it is now rapidly heading towards Hell on Earth. The Northern Areas of Pakistan must rate among some of the most beautiful in the world
posted by adamvasco at 12:41 PM PST - 36 comments

Welcome to movies .... in the Third Dimension!
People have been trying to make the appearance of three-dimensional movement almost as far back as the first movie cameras. The very first efforts used stereoscopy (more pre-vious-ly), which wasn't functional for theater-settings. In 1915, the first public test of 3D film was deemed unsuccessful, as images presented with green/red lenses detracted from the plot, but that didn't stop people from trying to make 3D films. Polarized glasses are another inexpensive method of simulated 3D, while shutterglasses are a more costly method. Up to 1998 or so, there were approximately 187 3D movies made, not counting porn, cartoons and shorts (which bring the 1998 total to 263). 2009 is supposedly the year that 3D movies really take off, as it has been reported that 3D films are expected to gross over $1bn (£700m) at the box office next year, a five-fold increase on their $200m haul in 2008. There are some really big titles coming, including the "3D drug trip" that is Avatar, and all of the announced future Pixar releases will get the Digital Disney 3-D treatment. But 3D isn't limited to the big screen and big companies. The next format war could be over 3D TV. And now the independent production company MeniThings has released the feature-length movie, Battle for Terra. [via mefi projects, and a bit more on the movie after the jump] [more inside]
posted by filthy light thief at 11:24 AM PST - 56 comments

Casual? tower defense
Plants vs. Zombies is out. (Mac also). Demo available. $10 on Steam. Adorable promo music video. [more inside]
posted by juv3nal at 11:21 AM PST - 69 comments

Carolina Photojournalism
The Carolina Photojournalism Workshop was founded in 2004. Each year a small group of UNC multimedia students travel to a different part of the state to produce a web documentary. 2008: Cape Fear to Down Here, 2007: Smoky Mountain Stories, 2006: Stories from the Crystal Coast, 2005: Highlands, NC, 2004: Changing Wetlands Changing Ways.
posted by netbros at 10:48 AM PST - 3 comments

Awkward Family Photos
Everyone has been in bad family photos, but sometimes a photo goes beyond bad and becomes awkward.
posted by WinnipegDragon at 10:30 AM PST - 77 comments

Parsing newsfilter through teenage girls
Inane Like 24 hour TV news tv, this would be a great tool, except you have it's tuned to OMG, LOLS and what the president had for lunch
posted by fistynuts at 9:57 AM PST - 19 comments

Flirtweeting? Really?
Ladies, you need to know how to flirtext. -- The authors of flirtexting give "the 411" to the hipsters at CNN on how to text your way to a man's heart.
posted by empath at 8:23 AM PST - 174 comments

When you have a flat this cool, you don't need a bed
"After his wife left him, Tony Alleyne set out to create the ultimate bachelor pad, painstakingly turning his flat into a Star Trek set... The 500-square-foot apartment features voice-activated lighting, LED lighting, running lights, air-conditioning—but no bed... A few years ago Mr Alleyne suffered from sciatica and was advised by his GP to sleep on the floor. 'It cured the sciatica and gave me the opportunity to convert the bed area into the Transporter area,' he says. 'Bed space is overrated...' His wife—who owns the flat—put it up for sale, but it fell through.
posted by grouse at 8:02 AM PST - 109 comments

Waiting for CNBC
Waiting for CNBC: A tragicomedy in one long act. [more inside]
posted by chunking express at 7:59 AM PST - 11 comments

The Van Dyke, the Van Winkle, the Maltese, the Wandering Jim and the Garibaldi Elongated.
Poets Ranked by Beard Weight. Excerpted and abridged from The Language of the Beard, originally circulated by The Torchbearer Society, London, 1913. Commentary by Gilbert Alter-Gilbert. [more inside]
posted by Sailormom at 7:39 AM PST - 9 comments

Floating high on the 17,000 calorie seas
The Meat Ship Ingredients: ~20 sausages ~48 rashers of bacon 1.2kg of sausage meat 1kg of pork mince 10 franks 1kg of pastry (not 100% meat this time) 1 onion 1 mushroom 2 packets of chipolata sausages various food colourings sage Sequel to the Meat House. Previously.
posted by daHIFI at 7:31 AM PST - 40 comments

He ain't heavy, he's my guitar ...
"The StringStation introduces a fresh and inventive playing surface allowing one musician to play in real time on an instrument that offers thunderous bass, compelling rhythm, 3-D orchestration and melody. It uses new ways to approach groups of strings that find amazing intertwined performance techniques. It opens and lays out new paths to evolve tactile music composition skills." It's the baby of engineer/inventor Jim Bartz, who is on a mission to bring his invention into the musical mainstream. Start your exploration of what the StringStation can do with this video of Bartz playing his prototype model (actual performance comes in at 2:25). [more inside]
posted by woodblock100 at 6:34 AM PST - 28 comments

Trompe-l'œil Box Boy
Aakash Nihalani decorates NYC with 3D lookin' boxes made of florescent tape.
posted by dgaicun at 4:32 AM PST - 30 comments