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posted to Ask Metafilter by Vavuzi at 9:22 PM on June 9, 2008

Ask post: Amputee Handshake

Bob Dole's right hand isn't amputated. But Bob Dole's right hand and arm have been paralyzed since Bob Dole was wounded serving in the 10th Mountain Division in Italy in World War II. So Bob Dole collected taxes for the Welfare state with Bob Dole's left hand. Bob Dole always places a pen in Bob Dole's non-functioning right hand. Bob Dole does this to prompt people to shake hands with Bob Dole's left hand. You're seeing the real Bob Dole now.
posted to Ask Metafilter by orthogonality at 10:47 PM on April 15, 2007

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