Hey Wolfdog: You're welcome.
posted to MetaFilter by aldurtregi at 12:31 PM on September 10, 2008

All I have to say is: anyone who works that much with sheaves has to be fucking insane.
posted to MetaFilter by TypographicalError at 9:48 AM on August 17, 2008

It's an attention problem if you spend time in your math class intently working on a drawing of a future building, then, in the future, get flunked out of architecture school because you cannot properly calculate the stresses on various parts of the building you once drew.
posted to MetaFilter by adipocere at 3:31 PM on July 2, 2008

I'm afraid the main weakness of evolutionary theory will be "it leaves out Jesus."

Actually, most modern scientists believe that Jesus evolved over time from more primitive religious figures, such as Mithras and Enki.
posted to MetaFilter by Tomorrowful at 12:35 PM on June 16, 2008

When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a horny [insert fantasy partner of choice, here],
And a half-rack of beer.
posted to MetaTalk by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 3:12 PM on November 1, 2007

Wolfdog: Here's your wallpaper.
posted to MetaFilter by sciurus at 10:16 AM on April 28, 2008

Here's a discussion thread about setting up a system-wide logout hook. In a nutshell:
sudo /usr/bin/defaults write com.apple.loginwindow LogoutHook /path/to/script
posted to Ask Metafilter by xil at 12:52 PM on April 17, 2008 marked best answer

there it is. it was Oliver Laric!
posted to MetaFilter by clockwork at 9:47 AM on March 19, 2008

I would like someone to fold my laundry and put it away - but who? Matt Haughey, I trust you, man.

Says the furry.

These answers are about what I expected, but like I said, I don't really know anything about the expense or trouble of such a task so I figured I'd bring it up anyway.
posted to MetaTalk by Roman Graves at 8:40 PM on December 30, 2007

Wolfdog has a Siberian husky
A breed that some people call trusty
There was not much to glean
from the profile I seen
plus my limerick skillset is rusty
posted to MetaTalk by Don Pepino at 11:52 AM on November 28, 2007

All these people dissing Lotus Notes should read the special secret user's guide, which can be found via the dropdown menus under Tools --> Preferences --> Mail Preferences --> Special Features --> Folder Options --> Preference Options --> Tools --> Arbitrary Extra Menu Level --> Fuck You For Working At A Company That Uses This Application --> Special Tools.
posted to MetaFilter by game warden to the events rhino at 11:18 AM on November 24, 2007

Like the night, in her beauty she strides
In the darkness her light is my guide
Her allure leaves me spent
But she's still innocent
(I'm Lord Byron, so trust me: I tried.)
posted to MetaFilter by Pallas Athena at 10:23 AM on July 23, 2007

When Annabel started to sicken
The angels made sure she was stricken
Now I get so depressed
That I just cannot rest
'Til I creep to her crypt for a quick 'n.
posted to MetaFilter by FelliniBlank at 1:09 PM on July 23, 2007

Poor mouse, I'll apologize now
For wrecking your nest with my plow
Man's dominion, you see
Isn't kind to the wee
And there's nowt I could do, anyhow.
posted to MetaFilter by rocket88 at 3:22 PM on July 23, 2007

You may thing the St Ives thing is tough
With the wives and their shitloads of stuff
To avoid any hurt
I'll scream ***SPOILER ALERT***
If you answer "just one", that's enough
posted to MetaFilter by Meatbomb at 2:34 PM on July 23, 2007

Looks like Wolfdog might be a Furry! (or maybe a furry sympathizer).
posted to MetaFilter by blasdelf at 1:03 AM on July 28, 2006

Sink, trap, potion, demon, gem.
posted to MetaFilter by hoverboards don't work on water at 8:23 AM on July 26, 2006