so, to paraphrase...

Motherfilter: damn lawns, get off my kid!
posted to MetaFilter by [son] QUAALUDE at 10:17 AM on April 4, 2008

I had a hectic day yesterday. One of those days where things just really wear on, and when you've still got 6 hours left, you want to be asleep.

When I get home, I like to wind down by reading a little. This sometimes involves metafilter. I read this post, and smiled a little, it was a meta rickroll. That doesn't happen often.

I went to sleep, comfortable, and with a feeling that everything in the world was right. I dreamed. I hardly ever... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by fnord at 6:46 AM on March 26, 2008

One of my fave dips/spreads:

1/4 cup lemon juice
1/4 cup of nama shoyu or soy sauce or bragg's
1/4 red bell pepper
2 to 3 cloves of garlic, finely chopped
1 to 1 1/2 cups of raw (not roasted) cashews, macadamia nuts, pine nuts, or combination (a mix of cashew and mac are best)

Put everything in a high speed blender and blend until smooth.

This is absolutely delish on... [more]
posted to Ask Metafilter by dobbs at 6:20 AM on March 7, 2008

One of my favorites is an Indian recipe I grew up on involving spinach and eggs. I believe the recipe should be something along the lines of:
- Heat some oil in a pan
- Throw in a chopped onion, cumin, garam masala, chili powder, a dash of turmeric
- Cook until the onions are brownish/transparent
- Throw in chopped spinach, cook them until they're somewhat soft (about 3-5 min). You may need to add a little bit of water to keep the spinach moist.... [more]
posted to Ask Metafilter by spiderskull at 11:38 AM on February 17, 2008

Those images you see in logos are called "logos," and they're designed by designers.
posted to Ask Metafilter by fandango_matt at 11:02 PM on February 25, 2008

You just have to wonder, who was the first person to think to themselves, "What if I caught one of those little bunting things, poked its eyes out, force fed it oats, millet and figs until it was four times as big as it is now, then drowned it in cognac, roasted it and ate it? I wonder if that would taste good?"
posted to MetaFilter by Naberius at 7:08 PM on February 20, 2008

I have a chain of emails to prove it.

You've been emailing your association? I dunno... somehow emails don't have the same bite as certified letters.

she was asked to appear at a meeting with me and our association. She was a no show and they fined her again. Inexplicably, the noise stopped for almost six months and it was awesome.

It sounds like she at least responds to being... [more]
posted to Ask Metafilter by wfrgms at 8:37 AM on February 18, 2008

Is this something you need to be a fucking idiot to give a shit about?
posted to MetaFilter by chillmost at 7:54 AM on January 11, 2008