Ren + Stimpy Production Music: 109 Instrumental Tracks!
posted to MetaFilter by Blazecock Pileon at 2:31 PM on July 24, 2008 (35 comments)

A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre, so he gave it to her. Ba-dum dum. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels. Ba-dum dum. A baby seal walks into a club. (pause) Ba-dum dum. How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? LET'S GO RIDE BIKES! Ba-dum dum. A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?" Ba-dum dum. Instant Rimshot. For all those times you need a big red Flash button that'll give you a well-timed rimshot. (Jokes courtesy of Ask Mefi.)
posted to MetaFilter by WCityMike at 7:10 PM on May 12, 2008 (250 comments)

What are retorts for some common sayings? For example, when people say: "The early bird gets the worm", you could retort "The second mouse gets the cheese". Which other ones are out there?
posted to Ask Metafilter by markovich at 12:14 PM on March 14, 2008 (81 comments)

History's greatest replies. Any attempt to compile history's greatest replies—or history's greatest anything, for that matter—is fraught with difficulty, so it might be more accurate to refer to the replies that follow as simply my all-time favorites.
posted to MetaFilter by psmealey at 10:44 AM on March 3, 2008 (67 comments)

What stock banter lines do you keep in your back pocket?
posted to Ask Metafilter by mpls2 at 11:43 AM on February 16, 2008 (91 comments)

TIME FOR SOME STORIES (warning: contains heavy amounts of all-caps and awesome)
posted to MetaFilter by XQUZYPHYR at 9:50 AM on January 21, 2008 (98 comments)

BEKs, "Easter Eggs," The Holders... Welcome to the world of creepypasta -- short, oft-repeated scary stories, anecdotes, and "facts."
posted to MetaFilter by hjo3 at 6:55 PM on December 20, 2007 (44 comments)

"I've hidden myself and covered myself for too long. Now I want to show myself fearlessly, even though I know my body arouses repugnance. I want to recover because I love life and the riches of the universe. I want to show young people how dangerous this illness is." French Comedienne Isabelle Caro, 27, an anorexic who weighs just 68 pounds, was displayed on Milan billboards (NSFW) for fashion designer Nolita as the city celebrated fashion week. The prevalence of eating disorders within the fashion industry have only recently been addressed officially, however Georgio Armani has complained that since Caro isn't a model herself it proves "even people who take no notice of fashion get anorexic."
posted to MetaFilter by miss lynnster at 9:47 AM on September 30, 2007 (118 comments)

I want to learn how to draw. Where's a good place to start?
posted to Ask Metafilter by magodesky at 4:41 AM on August 10, 2007 (18 comments)

Famous Poems Rewritten as Limericks , as brought to us by our very own Lore Sjöberg. English majors, begin your griping now.
posted to MetaFilter by SansPoint at 5:21 AM on July 23, 2007 (302 comments)

Our own fandango_matt, of Metafilter design contest and multiple pissing elephant fame, has come up with his own Boy Scout inspired Metafilter safety guide.
posted to MetaTalk by Krrrlson at 10:25 AM on July 16, 2007 (188 comments)

I believe I might have adult ADHD. How is this diagnosed? How do I approach my doctor about this?
posted to Ask Metafilter by Anonymous at 5:18 AM on July 12, 2007 (19 comments)

It's just a teaser trailer for a monster movie, but people (geeks) are going crazy trying to figure out what it's about. It may or may not have some ambiguous viral marketing associated with it (previously). Some think it's Cthulhu come to destroy New York, some think it's Voltron. Other less sensible people think it's a lion. It is definitely not a lion.
posted to MetaFilter by jiiota at 12:36 PM on July 11, 2007 (122 comments)

What are some good, unholy, "scripture"-like quotes I can use as an email signature?
posted to Ask Metafilter by mds35 at 7:50 AM on June 27, 2007 (59 comments)

The Top 10 Geekiest Yarn Creations If you've ever felt knitting was in danger of getting too sexy these days, the people at Threadbanger have provided an antidote. They've compiled a list of the ten geekiest projects on the net, which include an Atari 2600 system (on which you will never max your Pac-Man score), a knitted Hogwarts (though it appears to actually be crocheted and needlepointed), and a scrollbar scarf. And if anyone wants a crocheted yoda hat and matching light sabre, I am not taking orders.
posted to MetaFilter by orange swan at 5:29 PM on June 3, 2007 (41 comments)

Someone puts a video camera on a Japanese sushi bar conveyor belt. You can tell it's in Japan because it doesn't get stolen as it travels around the bar. Via b3ta.
posted to MetaFilter by Mwongozi at 12:37 PM on May 25, 2007 (103 comments)

How to get fit/change my life for the better
posted to Ask Metafilter by humblepigeon at 9:12 AM on May 15, 2007 (28 comments)

Michael Jackson is in discussions about creating a 50-foot robotic replica of himself to roam the Las Vegas desert [firing laser beams!] , according to reports.
posted to MetaFilter by Artifice_Eternity at 12:06 AM on April 16, 2007 (88 comments)

How do I deal with cat-calling from construction workers outside my office?
posted to Ask Metafilter by infinityjinx at 11:00 AM on April 11, 2007 (96 comments)

I'm a reasonably adept stick shift driver but what do I need to know to be a great stick shift driver?
posted to Ask Metafilter by otherwordlyglow at 3:42 PM on March 22, 2007 (48 comments)

MeFites: Share with me your favorite math tricks, truisms and formulas that clarified and simplified math problems and made life easier in high school and college.
posted to Ask Metafilter by dropkick at 9:01 AM on February 24, 2007 (59 comments)

Why do zombies prefer eating brains (as opposed to any other part of the body)?
posted to Ask Metafilter by bryanboyer at 10:07 AM on January 29, 2007 (44 comments)