I will deploy my ordinance to the ground.
March 3, 2011 6:54 AM   Subscribe

Sheen, Beck or Qaddafi
posted by empath (22 comments total)

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ordnance
posted by (Arsenio) Hall and (Warren) Oates at 6:55 AM on March 3, 2011 [1 favorite]


I'm disappointed this wasn't alternative hip hop artist Beck.

"I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?" seems to fit all three.
posted by Celsius1414 at 6:57 AM on March 3, 2011 [1 favorite]


(Spoiler alert) "I will deploy my ordinance to the ground." HOW IS THIS NOT QADDAFI?

Great fun. A+
posted by telegraph at 6:59 AM on March 3, 2011


No offense, but this was already mentioned in the active Charlie Sheen thread from two days ago.

Although we could turn this into a "Glenn Beck sure is crazy" thread. We're due for one of those.

Also, I consider Beck alternative folk-rock and I love his music dearly, but I haven't heard anything since Modern Guilt, and I only briefly listened to some of the tracks on the album and felt like it wasn't as good as Guerro, so I didn't purchase it.
posted by mccarty.tim at 7:01 AM on March 3, 2011


"I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?" seems to fit all three.

...because both Charlie Sheen and Gafaffi have such retiring personalities?

"I will deploy my ordinance to the ground." HOW IS THIS NOT QADDAFI?

Gadaffi is more "people who claim I deployed my ordnance to the ground are just lying Zionists!"
posted by jaduncan at 7:02 AM on March 3, 2011 [1 favorite]


This had me laughing all the way.
posted by MaddCutty at 7:02 AM on March 3, 2011


Let it go. Just let it go.

Was eating my lunch yesterday, overheard a conversation. This guy was asking if his friend had heard the latest soundbitery from Charlie Sheen. His friend replied with another question, "Why should I give a sh*t about Charlie Sheen? I'd much rather know what's going on in Wisconsin, what with the protest and concerns over collective bargaining." He went on to talk about the issues at stake, the 14 lawmakers and their out-of-state stand, etc.

The guy who asked the first question, stunned by what he's heard, he says, "Wow. I'd no idea that anything like that was going on."

(But damn if he didn't know all about Charlie Sheen.)
posted by grabbingsand at 7:02 AM on March 3, 2011 [2 favorites]


(But damn if he didn't know all about Charlie Sheen.)

The best thing about mefi: we know about both.
posted by jaduncan at 7:04 AM on March 3, 2011 [2 favorites]


I'm beginning to fear we know too much.
posted by tommasz at 7:05 AM on March 3, 2011 [1 favorite]


The guy who asked the first question, stunned by what he's heard, he says, "Wow. I'd no idea that anything like that was going on."

What the folks in Wisconsin are missing here is a perfect opportunity for media synergy. Hire Charlie Sheen as you spokesperson - he is an unemployed winner.

"Uhhhh, we need to get our students back on a new path in Wisconsin... and it's called CHARLIE SHEEN."
posted by SNWidget at 7:05 AM on March 3, 2011 [1 favorite]


What these men have in common is megalomania.
posted by empath at 7:06 AM on March 3, 2011


I feel very proud that a chimp would beat me at this quiz.
posted by mcstayinskool at 7:08 AM on March 3, 2011


> Also, I consider Beck alternative folk-rock

I consider Beck (Hansen) to be the direct evolutionary descendant of The Beatles.

If John and Paul at least, had continued to collaborate and move forward with the times, I think they would now sound a lot like Beck.
posted by mmrtnt at 7:08 AM on March 3, 2011


Worst game of kill/fuck/marry ever.
posted by MCMikeNamara at 7:08 AM on March 3, 2011


I did this the other day, I only got two wrong (and one I was 50/50 on).

What do I win?
posted by oddman at 7:08 AM on March 3, 2011


What these men have in common is megalomania.

Also: Scott Walker
posted by T.D. Strange at 7:09 AM on March 3, 2011


Charlie should deploy some benzodiazepines to his mouth.
posted by orme at 7:12 AM on March 3, 2011


Grandiosity is a marker for some diagnoses.

I did pretty well. What does that mean?
posted by theora55 at 7:13 AM on March 3, 2011


I consider Beck (Hansen) to be the direct evolutionary descendant of The Beatles.

Actually, he is the direct evolutionary descendant of Al Hansen. An American artist considered as one of the most important Fluxus figures.
posted by R. Mutt at 7:14 AM on March 3, 2011


Beck isn't in the same ball park. The world hangs on every word and action from Qaddafi and Sheen.
Qaddafi affects the stock market a bit more than Sheen, but Charlie's the only one who stands to make a pile of money from this.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 7:18 AM on March 3, 2011


I put in my answers but I don't see any way to grade the thing. Anyone else having issues? Maybe I'm missing something obvious...
posted by martin10bones at 7:18 AM on March 3, 2011


I thought they were together because they said whacky things and had delusions of grandeur?
posted by mccarty.tim at 7:18 AM on March 3, 2011


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