Kobe Bryant's favorite spread.

December 2, 2001 9:50 AM

Kobe Bryant's favorite spread. *Insert joke here* After a long, exhausting day of running drills in practice and shooting free throws, nothing spells refreshment quite like N-U-T-E-L-L-A. Maybe Cookie Dough Sport wasn't so far off the mark. Plus, the rest of the page is truly frightening.
posted by machaus (14 comments total)

Nutella is awesome. We had to stop buying it because I was eating it straight from the jar.
posted by phatboy at 10:04 AM on December 2, 2001

"Mmmm, Nutella..." *Homer-style drooling*

I spawned a brand-new religion on IRC last night. Hazeltunianism. Believers must believe in their heart of hearts that hazelnuts are the presence of God on earth.

Something else that's crack-like: Pirouline. The hazelnut ones come in huge tins. Office Max(!) has the tins for $5.99. Mmmm. Where are my keys?
posted by tpoh.org at 10:15 AM on December 2, 2001

Nusco isn't so bad either, come to think of it.
posted by tpoh.org at 10:18 AM on December 2, 2001

Before visiting the link I thought Kobe was now into P2P mp3 sharing.
posted by Mark at 11:11 AM on December 2, 2001

Nutella is not a spread!
Nutella must be eaten on a spoon! A large one! Preferably whilst hiding in a closet.
Oh, the memory of my shame.

I love the collectible glasses we get here, with weird Australian cartoon figures you never heard of.
posted by Catch at 11:34 AM on December 2, 2001

Confession: I smuggled a jar of Nutella back from Europe in 1965. It was worth the risk! Now, I eat it on bread with a glass of milk. It's wonderful!
posted by Carol Anne at 12:06 PM on December 2, 2001

I lost a tooth biting into a Nutella sandwich when I was younger. It wasn't so much the Nutella as the crusty bread it was spread on.
posted by ric at 12:11 PM on December 2, 2001

Where I come from, it's important to spread a fat layer of butter on the bread underneath the Nutella. Yummm.
posted by muckster at 1:19 PM on December 2, 2001

Nutella is German, of course. Check out the German site for pictures of Deutsche Nutellaesserei. Bittesehr.
posted by thijsk at 1:47 PM on December 2, 2001

When it comes to spreads, THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
posted by phalkin at 3:12 PM on December 2, 2001

Food thread, food thread, coming through, lookout....

I was never so happy as the day I saw Nutella for sale at the local supermarket. Hey, I'm pathetic, gotta take my little pleasures where I can find 'em.

Also, this stuff is really easy to make. Butter, sugar, chocolate, nuts in appropriate proprortions. What's even better is making it with dark chocolate and toasted ground almonds. Thicken it up a little, and you have a chocolate pate.

Incidentally, the Only Proper Way to eat Nutella is on Nilla Wafers.
posted by ebarker at 3:27 PM on December 2, 2001

Doesn't anyone else remember Koogle®?
posted by mr_crash_davis at 5:37 PM on December 2, 2001

posted by mlang at 6:48 AM on December 3, 2001

Nutella is German, of course. Check out the German site for pictures of Deutsche Nutellaesserei. Bittesehr.
No no no no no no no no no no no..
Nutella is Italian, a trademark of Ferrero, an Italian brand.
posted by matteo at 10:19 AM on December 3, 2001