"I have the cost of a really nice Mercedes on my chest,"
January 25, 2002 11:40 AM Subscribe
"I have the cost of a really nice Mercedes on my chest," she said. It helps that all of Kleevage's breast-related expenses are tax deductible.
Love the quote regarding Enron execs who were steady customers:
"I didn't know them very well," Kleevage said dismissively, as if ashamed to have associated with such people.
Looked down on by porn stars. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 11:52 AM on January 25, 2002
"I didn't know them very well," Kleevage said dismissively, as if ashamed to have associated with such people.
Looked down on by porn stars. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 11:52 AM on January 25, 2002
Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
We'll see another ice age before these mighty ones fall.
posted by ColdChef at 11:56 AM on January 25, 2002
We'll see another ice age before these mighty ones fall.
posted by ColdChef at 11:56 AM on January 25, 2002
She figures she'll probably reduce her breast size -- they weigh 8 pounds each -- when her touring days are finished.
Eight . . . pounds . . . each. Jesus wept.
posted by Skot at 11:59 AM on January 25, 2002
Eight . . . pounds . . . each. Jesus wept.
posted by Skot at 11:59 AM on January 25, 2002
Those big titties are going to cause her major health problems one day, I'm guessing, between the implants and the back pain...Good thing she seems like an astute business person.
posted by luser at 12:03 PM on January 25, 2002
posted by luser at 12:03 PM on January 25, 2002
Eight . . . pounds . . . each.
For all of you MeFites who work in an office, here's a fun little experiment for you. Go to the supply cabinet and take out three reams of copy paper (about 1500 sheets). That's about 16 pounds (or two manufactured boobs) Hold them up to your chest and do a couple of squat-thrusts.* Then, think of a good excuse to tell your co-workers to explain why you are doing this.
*(yes, I did try this out first. it's a slow day at work.)
posted by ColdChef at 12:19 PM on January 25, 2002
For all of you MeFites who work in an office, here's a fun little experiment for you. Go to the supply cabinet and take out three reams of copy paper (about 1500 sheets). That's about 16 pounds (or two manufactured boobs) Hold them up to your chest and do a couple of squat-thrusts.* Then, think of a good excuse to tell your co-workers to explain why you are doing this.
*(yes, I did try this out first. it's a slow day at work.)
posted by ColdChef at 12:19 PM on January 25, 2002
Apparently, it's boobie day here at MetaFilter.
Every day is Boobie Day!
posted by kirkaracha at 12:42 PM on January 25, 2002
Every day is Boobie Day!
posted by kirkaracha at 12:42 PM on January 25, 2002
Not only the COST of a really nice Mercedes, also the approximate SIZE of a really nice Mercedes.
posted by briank at 12:42 PM on January 25, 2002
posted by briank at 12:42 PM on January 25, 2002
Each of her breasts weighs as much as a human head.
posted by kindall at 12:44 PM on January 25, 2002
posted by kindall at 12:44 PM on January 25, 2002
One of her empty bras probably has more space in it than the last appartment I lived in.
posted by davehat at 12:52 PM on January 25, 2002
posted by davehat at 12:52 PM on January 25, 2002
Kayla Kleevage's and Danni Ashe's greatest achievement as business people is definitely self-promotion. The news media are suckers for busty blondes. But I do think it's a good thing that, in part thanks to their efforts, the business press more or less views porn as real business now. Heck, it's more legit than Enron.
posted by Vacaloca at 12:59 PM on January 25, 2002
posted by Vacaloca at 12:59 PM on January 25, 2002
Another one who has done that is Asia Carerra.
posted by Steven Den Beste at 1:02 PM on January 25, 2002
posted by Steven Den Beste at 1:02 PM on January 25, 2002
In the immortal words of B. Kliban, Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head.
posted by Kafkaesque at 1:03 PM on January 25, 2002
posted by Kafkaesque at 1:03 PM on January 25, 2002
that's gotta be painful. plus, i couldn't even imagine getting turned on by those things.
posted by lotsofno at 2:35 PM on January 25, 2002
posted by lotsofno at 2:35 PM on January 25, 2002
I love Asia Carrera's website - check out the 'At Home' pics to see what Asia really looks like sitting at her computer, and what Asia's Fans think Asia really looks like, sitting at her computer. Cracks me up!
posted by kristin at 2:48 PM on January 25, 2002
posted by kristin at 2:48 PM on January 25, 2002
I don't think she'd be bad looking if I could see her body under those things. Christ awmighty. I have nothing against women who get breast implants, but when it gets to the point where your breasts resemble the unconscious Jungian fertility images stored in the minds of pubescent boys, wow.. a line must be drawn.
posted by Hildago at 3:13 PM on January 25, 2002
posted by Hildago at 3:13 PM on January 25, 2002
Women....ALL WOMEN...who get boob jobs are pathetic. Even more pathetic are the sad excuses for men who blather on about how wonderful they are and drool over a couple bags of saline.
posted by aacheson at 5:08 PM on January 25, 2002
posted by aacheson at 5:08 PM on January 25, 2002
BTW, msacheson, you damn well better be speechless. with disgust.
posted by aacheson at 5:09 PM on January 25, 2002
posted by aacheson at 5:09 PM on January 25, 2002
I'm quite frankly indignant that my main lady Danni Asheis associating with this fake boobed bimbo. Remember, Kayla silicon belongs
in PC's not hooters.
in PC's not hooters.
Oh, and my only comment about her Kleevage is...well, actually I'm speechless.
posted by msacheson at 11:46 AM on January 25, 2002