"I have the cost of a really nice Mercedes on my chest,"
January 25, 2002 11:40 AM   Subscribe

"I have the cost of a really nice Mercedes on my chest," she said. It helps that all of Kleevage's breast-related expenses are tax deductible.
posted by Fat Elvis (27 comments total)


 
I read this story in the actual ink-on-paper SF Chronicle today. It was in the business section, but didn't include this picture. Home delivery subscribers got screwed, and they don't even know it!

Oh, and my only comment about her Kleevage is...well, actually I'm speechless.
posted by msacheson at 11:46 AM on January 25, 2002


Love the quote regarding Enron execs who were steady customers:

"I didn't know them very well," Kleevage said dismissively, as if ashamed to have associated with such people.

Looked down on by porn stars. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 11:52 AM on January 25, 2002


Apparently, it's boobie day here at MetaFilter.
posted by ColdChef at 11:55 AM on January 25, 2002


Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

We'll see another ice age before these mighty ones fall.
posted by ColdChef at 11:56 AM on January 25, 2002


She figures she'll probably reduce her breast size -- they weigh 8 pounds each -- when her touring days are finished.

Eight . . . pounds . . . each. Jesus wept.
posted by Skot at 11:59 AM on January 25, 2002


Those big titties are going to cause her major health problems one day, I'm guessing, between the implants and the back pain...Good thing she seems like an astute business person.
posted by luser at 12:03 PM on January 25, 2002


MOM-MEEEE?
posted by uftheory at 12:07 PM on January 25, 2002


Eight . . . pounds . . . each.

For all of you MeFites who work in an office, here's a fun little experiment for you. Go to the supply cabinet and take out three reams of copy paper (about 1500 sheets). That's about 16 pounds (or two manufactured boobs) Hold them up to your chest and do a couple of squat-thrusts.* Then, think of a good excuse to tell your co-workers to explain why you are doing this.
*(yes, I did try this out first. it's a slow day at work.)
posted by ColdChef at 12:19 PM on January 25, 2002


Apparently, it's boobie day here at MetaFilter.

Every day is Boobie Day!
posted by kirkaracha at 12:42 PM on January 25, 2002


Not only the COST of a really nice Mercedes, also the approximate SIZE of a really nice Mercedes.
posted by briank at 12:42 PM on January 25, 2002


Each of her breasts weighs as much as a human head.
posted by kindall at 12:44 PM on January 25, 2002


One of her empty bras probably has more space in it than the last appartment I lived in.
posted by davehat at 12:52 PM on January 25, 2002


Kayla Kleevage's and Danni Ashe's greatest achievement as business people is definitely self-promotion. The news media are suckers for busty blondes. But I do think it's a good thing that, in part thanks to their efforts, the business press more or less views porn as real business now. Heck, it's more legit than Enron.
posted by Vacaloca at 12:59 PM on January 25, 2002


Another one who has done that is Asia Carerra.
posted by Steven Den Beste at 1:02 PM on January 25, 2002


In the immortal words of B. Kliban, Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head.
posted by Kafkaesque at 1:03 PM on January 25, 2002


that's gotta be painful. plus, i couldn't even imagine getting turned on by those things.
posted by lotsofno at 2:35 PM on January 25, 2002


I love Asia Carrera's website - check out the 'At Home' pics to see what Asia really looks like sitting at her computer, and what Asia's Fans think Asia really looks like, sitting at her computer. Cracks me up!
posted by kristin at 2:48 PM on January 25, 2002


I don't think she'd be bad looking if I could see her body under those things. Christ awmighty. I have nothing against women who get breast implants, but when it gets to the point where your breasts resemble the unconscious Jungian fertility images stored in the minds of pubescent boys, wow.. a line must be drawn.
posted by Hildago at 3:13 PM on January 25, 2002


Women....ALL WOMEN...who get boob jobs are pathetic. Even more pathetic are the sad excuses for men who blather on about how wonderful they are and drool over a couple bags of saline.
posted by aacheson at 5:08 PM on January 25, 2002


BTW, msacheson, you damn well better be speechless. with disgust.
posted by aacheson at 5:09 PM on January 25, 2002


I'm quite frankly indignant that my main lady Danni Asheis associating with this fake boobed bimbo. Remember, Kayla silicon belongs
in PC's not hooters.


posted by jonmc at 6:16 PM on January 25, 2002


This sort of thing is why my wife doesn't have an account here.

That, and the toboggan pr0n.

Just kidding, achesons! :)
posted by mr_crash_davis at 7:01 PM on January 25, 2002


The only comment that comes to mind is...

Oh, the humanity!
posted by y2karl at 8:01 PM on January 25, 2002


aacheson: you're a dick. There are plenty of valid reasons to get a boob job, and they don't have to be that big, I mean would it really be that bad for, say this girl to enlarge her breasts? Sure, she's good enough for psudo-kiddy porn now, but is improving ones image really such a terrible thing? Is it any worse then guys who hang out in the gym building up mussle tone they have no use for? What about women who just put on makeup? Lameness.

That said, I think these women are really rather discusting I'm not sure if I was discusted more by this image or this one. Well, actualy probably the second... geeze the taller girl's boobs are just freakish.

Anyway, I would assume that this girl would simply remove her implants when she retires, thereby avoiding any real health problems from them.
posted by delmoi at 10:17 AM on January 26, 2002


That's some impressive debate strategy, delmoi. Many's the time, following the strict rules of Parliamentary Procedure, I like nothing better than shouting "Point of order! My opponent is a dick!"

During the Lincoln-Douglas debates, old Abe scored a whopping public opinion victory by finishing up his point by quietly saying "You realize, of course, Mr Douglas is in fact a dick."

Of course this is all even funnier when you realize aacheson is a woman. You would probably realize this if you knew how the profile page could be viewed.
posted by Kafkaesque at 12:13 PM on January 26, 2002


You would probably realize this if you knew how the profile page could be viewed.

You weren't supposed to tell about the picture section, Kafakesque!
posted by y2karl at 12:47 PM on January 26, 2002


Oops! Never mind, move along, nothing here, folks...
posted by y2karl at 12:48 PM on January 26, 2002


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