February 6, 2002
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Ok, maybe I'm an idiot, but I think this is hysterical. Not sure why.
As I said, I may be an idiot.
posted by lawtalkinguy at 12:43 PM on February 6, 2002
posted by lawtalkinguy at 12:43 PM on February 6, 2002
I guess I'm also part idiot. While I didn't find it hysterical, I thought it had that special *something.* It's just stupidly irritating enough to be amusing.
posted by Skot at 12:49 PM on February 6, 2002
posted by Skot at 12:49 PM on February 6, 2002
That cracked me up, but that movie quote is an injoke between me and my brother. Let's hope they add audio to the page.
posted by uftheory at 12:50 PM on February 6, 2002
posted by uftheory at 12:50 PM on February 6, 2002
Wanna lay bets on how long this post stays on the front page?
posted by bunnyfire at 12:54 PM on February 6, 2002
posted by bunnyfire at 12:54 PM on February 6, 2002
Maybe now is a good time to ask why that SNL-Sean Connery on Jeopardy thing is supposed to be even marginally funny?
posted by Kafkaesque at 1:00 PM on February 6, 2002
posted by Kafkaesque at 1:00 PM on February 6, 2002
I think it's funny because someone cared enough to buy the URL and hunt down an audio clip for what is, in essence, a non-joke. Like the Andre the Giant Has a Posse meme, it's interesting because the intentions behind it aren't immediately apparent. It's not even clear if there is an intention.
posted by turaho at 1:00 PM on February 6, 2002
posted by turaho at 1:00 PM on February 6, 2002
Kafkaesque:
Fake Sean Connery: "I'll take The Rapist for $400."
Fake Alex Trebek: "That's Therapist, Mr. Connery..."
That's why.
posted by o2b at 1:04 PM on February 6, 2002
Fake Sean Connery: "I'll take The Rapist for $400."
Fake Alex Trebek: "That's Therapist, Mr. Connery..."
That's why.
posted by o2b at 1:04 PM on February 6, 2002
Trebek: "This is the sound a dog makes.....Sean Connery."
Connery: "Moo."
Trebek: "No, you're wrong."
Connery: "Well, that's the sound your mother made last night, Tre-bek."
Trebeck: "Look, whatever; we would have accepted bow-wow or ruff."
Connery: "Ahhhh, rough, just the way your mother likes it."
posted by Mach3avelli at 1:13 PM on February 6, 2002
Connery: "Moo."
Trebek: "No, you're wrong."
Connery: "Well, that's the sound your mother made last night, Tre-bek."
Trebeck: "Look, whatever; we would have accepted bow-wow or ruff."
Connery: "Ahhhh, rough, just the way your mother likes it."
posted by Mach3avelli at 1:13 PM on February 6, 2002
One of my favorite SNL skits.
"Mr. Connery..."
"Trebek, we meet again."
posted by ashbury at 1:16 PM on February 6, 2002
"Mr. Connery..."
"Trebek, we meet again."
posted by ashbury at 1:16 PM on February 6, 2002
Connery: "I'll take 'Anal Bum Cover' for $500."
Trebeck: "That's "An Album Cover," Mr. Connery."
posted by dansays at 1:20 PM on February 6, 2002
Trebeck: "That's "An Album Cover," Mr. Connery."
posted by dansays at 1:20 PM on February 6, 2002
i vote for hysterical, you kind of have to let it wash over you :)
i stayed up late one time to watch it for some reason. it ruled somehow. not sure why!
posted by kliuless at 1:29 PM on February 6, 2002
i stayed up late one time to watch it for some reason. it ruled somehow. not sure why!
posted by kliuless at 1:29 PM on February 6, 2002
Sean Connery: I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier.
Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier.
Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?
posted by swift at 1:31 PM on February 6, 2002
Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier.
Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?
posted by swift at 1:31 PM on February 6, 2002
Also:
Alex Trebek: This is the only month that starts with Feb. Mr. Connery?
Sean Connery: Febtober!
posted by swift at 1:32 PM on February 6, 2002
Alex Trebek: This is the only month that starts with Feb. Mr. Connery?
Sean Connery: Febtober!
posted by swift at 1:32 PM on February 6, 2002
Alex Trebek: Mr. Connery, go ahead.
Sean Connery: The day is mine! I'll take Famous Titties for 400.
Alex Trebek: Titles, Famous Titles.
Sean Connery: Damn!
Alex Trebek: And the answer is: This movie title is taken from the name of the book "Gone With The Wind." Mr. Sean Connery.
Sean Connery: Dolly Parton!
Alex Trebek: Titles, Mr. Connery. Not titties.
Sean Connery: Not a fan of the ladies, are you Trebek?
posted by bradth27 at 1:44 PM on February 6, 2002
Sean Connery: The day is mine! I'll take Famous Titties for 400.
Alex Trebek: Titles, Famous Titles.
Sean Connery: Damn!
Alex Trebek: And the answer is: This movie title is taken from the name of the book "Gone With The Wind." Mr. Sean Connery.
Sean Connery: Dolly Parton!
Alex Trebek: Titles, Mr. Connery. Not titties.
Sean Connery: Not a fan of the ladies, are you Trebek?
posted by bradth27 at 1:44 PM on February 6, 2002
While I'm not laughing so far at what's being presented in this thread, I did have a brief period where, when presented with the choice between human toll collector, and machine, I'd pick the human lane, toss my change, cheez-gun at the poor startled toll-lackey, and bellow "You're the man now, dog" as I drove off, so I do get the memeishness of the line.
posted by dong_resin at 1:47 PM on February 6, 2002
posted by dong_resin at 1:47 PM on February 6, 2002
I didn't actually get the joke of this page, but that 3D text is driven by some nutty CSS/javascript.
posted by poorhaus at 2:12 PM on February 6, 2002
posted by poorhaus at 2:12 PM on February 6, 2002
While I'm not laughing so far at what's being presented in this thread...
Yoo-hoo! Hey, people! YO! Yeah...uh, the guy with the word dong in his username isn't amused, so, um, could we step it up a notch? Thanks a bunch!
posted by KLAX at 2:17 PM on February 6, 2002
Yoo-hoo! Hey, people! YO! Yeah...uh, the guy with the word dong in his username isn't amused, so, um, could we step it up a notch? Thanks a bunch!
posted by KLAX at 2:17 PM on February 6, 2002
The thread is about submitting what lawtalkinguy thinks is funny to rest of us for our opinions, you hypersensitive dingus with a name even less amusing than my own.
posted by dong_resin at 2:36 PM on February 6, 2002
posted by dong_resin at 2:36 PM on February 6, 2002
Wait, I don't think his name is supposed to dong resin.
I always thought it was Don Gresin.
posted by lawtalkinguy at 2:37 PM on February 6, 2002
I always thought it was Don Gresin.
posted by lawtalkinguy at 2:37 PM on February 6, 2002
Don G. Resin. The "G" is for "Giovanni".
posted by mr_crash_davis at 2:48 PM on February 6, 2002
posted by mr_crash_davis at 2:48 PM on February 6, 2002
No, it is in fact dong resin.
My mother came up with it one morning, cleaning up after work.
posted by dong_resin at 2:54 PM on February 6, 2002
My mother came up with it one morning, cleaning up after work.
posted by dong_resin at 2:54 PM on February 6, 2002
hmmm...sounds french.
posted by lawtalkinguy at 2:56 PM on February 6, 2002
posted by lawtalkinguy at 2:56 PM on February 6, 2002
"you'll rue the day trebeck!"
posted by hotdoughnutsnow at 3:39 PM on February 6, 2002
posted by hotdoughnutsnow at 3:39 PM on February 6, 2002
uftheory: There actually is audio on that page, but not all browsers respect the BGSOUND tag. Try it in IE.
posted by Potsy at 3:40 PM on February 6, 2002
posted by Potsy at 3:40 PM on February 6, 2002
Sean Connery: I'll take "famous whore semen" for $400, Alex
Alex Trebek: That's Horsemen, Mr Connery.
Sean Connery: No, Trebek, I see it right there. Hooor -- like your mother -- semen. Hahahaha...."
posted by grabbingsand at 4:06 PM on February 6, 2002
Alex Trebek: That's Horsemen, Mr Connery.
Sean Connery: No, Trebek, I see it right there. Hooor -- like your mother -- semen. Hahahaha...."
posted by grabbingsand at 4:06 PM on February 6, 2002
You're right.
It's funnier when you guys type it.
ha. ha.
But I can't talk. I actually think SNL is funny again. Ye gods! Baaaaked Laaaays! It's two jokes!
posted by Kafkaesque at 4:11 PM on February 6, 2002
It's funnier when you guys type it.
ha. ha.
But I can't talk. I actually think SNL is funny again. Ye gods! Baaaaked Laaaays! It's two jokes!
posted by Kafkaesque at 4:11 PM on February 6, 2002
At least you didn't go all apeshit like this guy.*sigh*
posted by holloway at 4:41 PM on February 6, 2002
It is a classic SNL bit, some of the funniest stuff they have ever done.
posted by McBain at 5:27 PM on February 6, 2002
posted by McBain at 5:27 PM on February 6, 2002
Semi-related: can someone point me to video clips of the clownpenis.fart skit, and any of the "Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer" bits? infomedia used to have them, but they've basically shut down...
posted by hincandenza at 9:04 PM on February 6, 2002
posted by hincandenza at 9:04 PM on February 6, 2002
Aah..."Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer!" Such sweet memories of Phil. "I'm just a simple caveman...your modern machines frighten me!"
Trebek/Connery skits are priceless; my kids frequently taunt me with "What now, Trebek?!" in a mildly believable Connery-esque voice/accent.
posted by davidmsc at 9:57 PM on February 6, 2002
Trebek/Connery skits are priceless; my kids frequently taunt me with "What now, Trebek?!" in a mildly believable Connery-esque voice/accent.
posted by davidmsc at 9:57 PM on February 6, 2002
The day is mine! I love this thread. Never heard the Whore Semen one before. Fabulous!
posted by evixir at 10:37 PM on February 6, 2002
posted by evixir at 10:37 PM on February 6, 2002
Does anyone else, when they hear the phrase "go apeshit" immediately add, mentally (most of the time), "...and get a boner"?
I have no idea why my brain does these stupid things, over and over again.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 3:28 AM on February 7, 2002
I have no idea why my brain does these stupid things, over and over again.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 3:28 AM on February 7, 2002
I think you might be suppressing a memory of a magic night with Bobo, Stavros.
posted by Kafkaesque at 8:43 AM on February 7, 2002
posted by Kafkaesque at 8:43 AM on February 7, 2002
Bonzo Does Dallas?
posted by mr_crash_davis at 9:55 AM on February 7, 2002
posted by mr_crash_davis at 9:55 AM on February 7, 2002
*sends the owner of the website an e-mail with no content and a subject line reading: "You're the meme now, dog!"*
posted by j.edwards at 4:26 PM on February 7, 2002
posted by j.edwards at 4:26 PM on February 7, 2002
Okay I have that goddamned line fully lodged in my head now. Not only that, but it's looping... "yourethemannowdog, yourthemannowdog, yourthemannowdog..." Aaaargh!
posted by D at 10:54 PM on February 7, 2002
posted by D at 10:54 PM on February 7, 2002
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