F.B.I. Recruitment comes to Kindergarten?

March 28, 2002 9:37 AM

F.B.I. Recruitment comes to Kindergarten? What's going through the minds of the Kiddie Propaganda P.R. Team? Be afraid, be very afraid.
posted by curiousg (7 comments total)

I don't know. Maybe the fact that they get a ton of letters from schoolkids each year and now they have a place they can point kids to for answers?

That or they're trying to abduct kids at an early age to breed a race of black helicopter pilots. One or the other.
posted by yerfatma at 10:00 AM on March 28, 2002

As of today, my kid wants to be a pirate, a policeman and a daddy. He's already achieved his goal of being Buzz Lightyear. He may want to be an FBI agent next week.

What's da big deal here?
posted by groundhog at 10:06 AM on March 28, 2002

Creep factor = 7.
posted by Hugh2d2 at 10:23 AM on March 28, 2002

Hey, so does FBI employee Maureen have a moustache or what? There are three lines underneath her nose... a chin dimple, her mouth, and that big thing on top. (See the close-up shot.) She even has an Adam's Apple! Ummm, I think Maureen is really Maurice.
posted by fleener at 10:28 AM on March 28, 2002

Ummm, I think Maureen is really Maurice.

I'm shocked, shocked that there might be cross-dressing in the FBI.
posted by yerfatma at 10:34 AM on March 28, 2002

Way back in '97, when I worked at the Bureau of Labor Statistics, word came down that every Federal agency had to have a kids' page. So we threw one together in about a month. Lame shit, but I'd bet the FBI's page is related to that mandate.
posted by MrMoonPie at 12:29 PM on March 28, 2002

What's amazing is that the BLS page hasn't changed in 5 years.
posted by MrMoonPie at 12:30 PM on March 28, 2002