June 7, 2002

3:33 PM

Clubs and fraternal organizations to join today: Kiwanis, Scottish Rite, Rotary, and maybe Jews for the Preservation of Firearms Ownership.
posted by charlesv (5 comments total)

It's my first post, guys, so take it easy - I just wanted to put something amusing before I launch into a geopolitical rant.
posted by charlesv at 3:36 PM on June 7, 2002

From the same site..."Fredrick Blume has a problem"... "As of this writing, I consider the city and county of Denver to be waging an illegal, undeclared war against the citizens of the United States of America. I therefore enjoin them in their undeclared war. They have illegally stolen my property and made false charges against me (charging me with possession of illegal "assault weapons"), proving them to be the tyranny we know so well from time immemorial. I will do my best to make as many of them die for their country - the People's Demokratik Republik of Denver - as possible."
Sounds remarkably like xineohpoel and his dire warnings about 9/11 to me...
posted by dash_slot- at 5:05 PM on June 7, 2002

Shit, that's the new Godwin, isn't it?

The terrorists have already won...

posted by dash_slot- at 5:06 PM on June 7, 2002

That gun reminds me of a gun shaped like a crucifix in Holy Mountain (warning: graphic images but not on front page).
There's a guy in central Maine who owns a pawn shop and he is VERY active in this organization. I was always a bit curious...now I know.
posted by anathema at 6:44 PM on June 7, 2002

I want to join the Terrorist with Nukes club. I mean talk about individual power and protection. No one will mess with you if you have a nuke in your bed side table. That would be the end of all robbery, wouldn't it?

That's the problem with personnel power. If you give someone too much of it they probably will abuse it. But it isn't nukes that kill, it's people so always remember, "Safety First"
posted by MaddCutty at 10:52 PM on June 7, 2002