Buy Bush a Playstation 2. If the fundraising goal is met, the President will be given a PS2 with a copy of SOCOM and Conflict: Desert Storm, hopefully distracting him long enough to forget about the real war. Send your donation and you'll save a lot more people than just Karyn.
posted by XQUZYPHYR (11 comments total)
Just be sure the Playstation is designated as a personal gift and not a donation to the White House...you remember what happened with our last President! posted by TheFarSeid at 4:45 PM on October 28, 2002
WAIT A DANG MINUTE! I recall Saddam buying a bunch of these things to link up into a SUPER COMPUTER! Are you sure you wanna give W this kinda processing power??? posted by acutetype at 5:14 PM on October 28, 2002
Look, the PS2 controller is clearly too complicated for Mr. Bush. Look at all those buttons!
I think we'll have better chances of giving him Axis & Allies. It'll take him at least till reelections to figure that out. posted by Stan Chin at 5:30 PM on October 28, 2002
See, I'd suggest a copy of Combat Mission - that way, he gets to give direct orders to squads of guys, and see how you quickly a seemingly seemingly unbeatable situation can turn into a bloodbath. Might be a good thing for him to see the results of hastily executed tactics. posted by GriffX at 6:38 PM on October 28, 2002
I say we buy him a WHOLE bag of pretzels.. posted by Vidiot at 7:21 PM on October 28, 2002
..and send a cheesesteak to Dick Cheney while we're at it... posted by Vidiot at 7:21 PM on October 28, 2002
I second that cheesesteak idea. He's only hiding underground because there's a group of domestic terrorists who're waiting to sneak up behind him and yell 'Boo!' posted by Busithoth at 7:50 PM on October 28, 2002
Vidiot, I agree !
That's a brilliant brilliant idea, people like you we need in the government right now posted by bureaustyle at 10:19 PM on October 28, 2002
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posted by TheFarSeid at 4:45 PM on October 28, 2002