Slimeball!!!!!

November 27, 2002 12:46 PM

Slimeball!!!!! Quadruple post, I know, but it is the day before Thanksgiving, and if your boss is making you be in the office this afternoon you should at least make the best of it.
posted by trigfunctions (16 comments total)

Forgive my ignorance, but why wouln't you be at work the day before Thanksgiving? Is it a holiday?
posted by Foaf at 12:52 PM on November 27, 2002

It's not a holiday, Foaf, it's just the busiest travel day of the year, and considerate bosses usually let employees out to get a jump on the horrific traffic. Thanks for the post, trigfunctions!
posted by jonson at 12:58 PM on November 27, 2002

I'm looking at porn and drug user sites myself. Then the day after Thanksgiving I'll get really deviant and look at Martha Stewart's site all day long. That'll teach my tyrant of a boss!
posted by WolfDaddy at 1:02 PM on November 27, 2002

wow, this game is hard.
some tips:
- Don't jump unless you are near the net and volleying with the opponent.
- Serve by bouncing the ball backwards against the (nonexistant) wall.
posted by PrinceValium at 1:11 PM on November 27, 2002

This version appears to be easier.
posted by Pretty_Generic at 1:11 PM on November 27, 2002

Yarrgh! The blue lump owns my sad butt. How do you win this thing?
posted by lumpley at 1:15 PM on November 27, 2002

this is an evil flash game. it's too good. hmph.

/bad loser
posted by triv at 1:18 PM on November 27, 2002

It's not flash; it's a Java Applet, which likes to crash my browser. ;p
posted by maniactown at 1:20 PM on November 27, 2002

here's my version which lets you adjust the red players speed.
posted by lescour at 1:30 PM on November 27, 2002

i really hate that blue bastard.
posted by poopy at 2:08 PM on November 27, 2002

nice work, lescour
I actually win a round or two now...
posted by johnny vagabond at 2:16 PM on November 27, 2002

here's my version which lets you adjust the red players speed.

OMG!!! YOU are the one that modified the slimeball??!! You are my hero. I lost the link to your site - that's why I posted the other one. After practicing on your site I was able to beat the unmodified version. THANK YOU!!!
posted by trigfunctions at 2:19 PM on November 27, 2002

I didn't like this game the first time I saw it either.
posted by MaddCutty at 3:02 PM on November 27, 2002

I didn't like this game the first time I saw it either.

You mean that feeling changes after multiple viewings?
posted by hama7 at 3:31 PM on November 27, 2002

You mean that feeling changes after multiple viewings?

no, after multiple ass-whoopings. ;)
posted by poopy at 3:40 PM on November 27, 2002

I was having a frustrating time getting my butt kicked by blue slimy, but then I found his weakness.....

ready? serve a hard fast one against your own back wall and then jump towards the net as it passes over your head. Blue slimy will fall for the trick about 40% of the time. Hah, you blue bastard!

By the way, I love these kinds of games. Whenever I'm bored, I go to the MeFi search page and look for "flash game" or "friday flash fun." Thanks, MeFi!
posted by Jonasio at 12:35 AM on November 30, 2002