Future of SUV's
January 8, 2003 10:09 AM   Subscribe

Future of SUV's For those who feel the Ford Expedition is a little cramped. (parody)
posted by Coop (8 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: An old site, and another SUV post?



 
As a mom, I like to use my Mibotsu Monstrosity to pick the kids up from soccer practice. Its double-wishboned suspension really helps me get over those speed bumps in the parking lot, and with so much room, we can lose Johnny in there for hours!
posted by shepd at 10:17 AM on January 8, 2003


Hey, have you heard about this great comic?
posted by mr_crash_davis at 10:28 AM on January 8, 2003


Stuff like this makes me want to drive my SUV.
posted by squidman at 10:32 AM on January 8, 2003


Peterbuilt Crusader All-Sport Denali Outback Eddie Bauer 5.9 Limited

Heh.
posted by gottabefunky at 10:34 AM on January 8, 2003


I'm not done yet...

Sing along with me!

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!

Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero!
[Krusty:] Hey Hey

The Federal Highway comission has ruled the
Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.

Canyonero!

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!

Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)

She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!

Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!)

Drive Canyonero!

Woah Canyonero!

Woah!

posted by shepd at 10:44 AM on January 8, 2003


I'm not done yet... (oh, I really hope this doesn't double post!)

Sing along with me!

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!

Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero!
[Krusty:] Hey Hey

The Federal Highway comission has ruled the
Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.

Canyonero!

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!

Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)

She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!

Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!)

Drive Canyonero!

Woah Canyonero!

Woah!

posted by shepd at 10:45 AM on January 8, 2003


"Oh, sweet Jesus on a fence post, how many times do we have to see this stupid thing? It was only marginally funny the first time and it's just trollish to continue reposting it...
posted by JollyWanker at 10:46 AM on January 8, 2003


i want one of these
posted by dolface at 10:47 AM on January 8, 2003


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