Red Cricket.com's Dan Beauchamp says

February 19, 2003 6:56 AM

"The new Justin Timerlake CD ain't all that bad," says Red Cricket's Dan Beauchamp. Minutes later, he was trampled to death by an angry Chicago mob.
posted by Davezilla (21 comments total)

Mob Justice!
posted by dangerman at 6:57 AM on February 19, 2003

It had to be done.
posted by Davezilla at 6:57 AM on February 19, 2003

You have to agree...Cry me a river...it...it speaks to me.
posted by dangerman at 6:59 AM on February 19, 2003

Who is Justin Timberlake, anyway?
posted by Davezilla at 7:00 AM on February 19, 2003

Says the man who once partied with NKOTB.
posted by dangerman at 7:03 AM on February 19, 2003

Rex made him say that.
posted by thinkdink at 7:06 AM on February 19, 2003

What's the interesting link again?
posted by signal at 7:09 AM on February 19, 2003

It's really not that bad.

Hi Dan.
posted by corpse at 7:09 AM on February 19, 2003

Is this Justin Timberlake something you would have to be a teenaged girl to know about? Because I am not a teenaged girl.
posted by yhbc at 7:11 AM on February 19, 2003

Yeah, and Madonna didn't suck in Evita. It's pretty sad when one's work has to be described in qualified negatives.
posted by orange swan at 7:11 AM on February 19, 2003

Oh man... Taking it public. You've been called out Dan!
posted by KnitWit at 7:11 AM on February 19, 2003

I...I feel so ashamed....*sob*
posted by dangerman at 7:13 AM on February 19, 2003

who will think of the 20 people who actually WERE trampled to death in Chicago over the weekend?
posted by quonsar at 7:21 AM on February 19, 2003

Yeah, and Madonna didn't suck in Evita

She did. Just not as much as usual.
posted by Summer at 7:28 AM on February 19, 2003

Sir, I've met Madonna and she is no Timberlake.
posted by dangerman at 7:31 AM on February 19, 2003

Aren't they both popular female singers?
posted by Davezilla at 7:33 AM on February 19, 2003

I heard some of the CD... I though Michael Jackson had become a twenty-something white boy this year. Guess I was wrong, from the recent television specials.

Or maybe its Justin who will now strive to become a middle aged albino woman.
posted by benjh at 7:49 AM on February 19, 2003

You have to actually have talent to be the kind of morbidly fascinating train wreck Micheal Jackson is. Justin will go the way of the various New Kids on the Block and drop out of sight soon. Must admit though, that "blowing the whistle on Britney's vaunted virginity" will look a lot better in his footnote than "trashing hotel rooms".
posted by orange swan at 8:04 AM on February 19, 2003

We're talking about this...why?
posted by UnReality at 8:25 AM on February 19, 2003

Because deep down inside, many many many people wish to have been Justin Timberlake, at least at one time. (See comments in re: Britney and virginity.)
posted by Dreama at 8:32 AM on February 19, 2003

what was the point of linking to your friend's site? or this post, for that matter? the "new" timberlake cd ain't all that new anymore, and all you did was link to his homepage.
posted by donkeyschlong at 8:38 AM on February 19, 2003