It's deep.

March 27, 2003 10:20 AM

You're all a bunch of x-Eating y Monkeys!
posted by Pretty_Generic (29 comments total)

w00t!

I rule
posted by Steve_at_Linnwood at 10:23 AM on March 27, 2003

I am 7.5 Porridge-Eating Flying Monkey!
posted by riffola at 10:29 AM on March 27, 2003

Speaking as a proud member of the Gravel-Eating War Monkey commune, I must say that I respect their nonpartisan stance.
posted by Fourmyle at 10:32 AM on March 27, 2003

Oddly enough, Matt has the highest battle rating I've seen yet. Anyone get higher than a 9.1?
posted by wanderingmind at 10:37 AM on March 27, 2003

political
posted by Pretty_Generic at 10:37 AM on March 27, 2003

no contest
posted by Pretty_Generic at 10:38 AM on March 27, 2003

It's a tie.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 10:40 AM on March 27, 2003

Guess I really ought to read everyone else's posts first, eh?

Sorry, Fourmyle.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 10:42 AM on March 27, 2003

But we rock kuro5hin's ass.
posted by Ufez Jones at 10:44 AM on March 27, 2003

a surprising turn in the Cola wars...

Oh yeah, I'm a gravel-eating disco monkey. W00t!
posted by Jughead at 10:46 AM on March 27, 2003

No worries, mr_crash... I think we both know who's the bigger monkey here.
posted by Fourmyle at 10:47 AM on March 27, 2003

So how does this thing determine the battle rating anyway? is it like scrabble points or something?
posted by wrench at 10:48 AM on March 27, 2003

Anyone get higher than a 9.1?

As a matter of fact, yes. My first and last names garner a 9.9. Joshua Brown the Man-Eating Death Monkey rules all!
posted by starvingartist at 10:49 AM on March 27, 2003

you... the PERFECT MONKEY!...
posted by Pretty_Generic at 10:51 AM on March 27, 2003

George Bush the Plastic-Eating Sumo Monkey. Battle Rating : 5.6
Vs
Saddam Hussein the Money-Eating Rage Monkey. Battle Rating : 6.0

Saddam Hussein wins!
posted by Eekacat at 10:55 AM on March 27, 2003

Um, hello? 9622.net.
posted by zpousman at 11:07 AM on March 27, 2003

another surprising turn in the Cola wars...
posted by inpHilltr8r at 12:57 PM on March 27, 2003

*ahem*

The real battle of the colas.

Kiss my over-sweetened caffinated butt y'all.
posted by i_cola at 1:21 PM on March 27, 2003

This has the possibilty to save me some serious coin! Thanks Pretty_Generic!
posted by jlynford2 at 2:03 PM on March 27, 2003

ZachsMind the Sausage-Eating Death Monkey
Battle Rating : 8.2

Yeah. I kick a little monkey butt. However to be honest, sausage gives me gas.
posted by ZachsMind at 3:07 PM on March 27, 2003

elwoodwiles the
Pizza-Eating Zombie Monkey
Battle Rating : 3.4 

*sobs*
posted by elwoodwiles at 3:16 PM on March 27, 2003

Meteor versus Earth: Earth wins!
However, MeteorITE versus Earth: Earth loses!

Oh whoops. Sorry. Wrong thread.
posted by ZachsMind at 3:17 PM on March 27, 2003

I rule

Ooops
posted by inpHilltr8r at 4:48 PM on March 27, 2003

I was very disappointed to see that "France" was not hard-coded to retun "cheese-eating surrender monkey."
posted by kindall at 5:40 PM on March 27, 2003

I'm proud of us. Twenty-four comments, and no one has mentioned how this post returns six different advertisements for George W. Bush stuff.
posted by yhbc at 6:05 PM on March 27, 2003

I beat up myself.
posted by wendell at 6:45 PM on March 27, 2003

I am a 7.4 Potato-Eating Kung-Fu Monkey. I am fearsome, no?
posted by dejah420 at 8:44 PM on March 27, 2003

My shortened name gets me:
Cabbage-Eating Skeleton Monkey
Battle Rating : 4.7

But my full first name translates to:

Bug-Eating Surrender-Monkey.

Battle Rating... 0.0

Beat that!
posted by Stauf at 9:10 PM on March 27, 2003

emmling is a Caviar-Eating Macaque Monkey
Battle Rating : 3.5

however,

Emmalee is a Brain-Eating Death Monkey
Battle Rating : 10.0
posted by emmling at 9:41 PM on March 27, 2003