Dan Savage meet Don Rumsfeld
April 12, 2003 1:19 PM   Subscribe

Donald Rumsfeld is a man of many talents. Earlier in the month we found out he is a poet. Well, not only is he well versed in defense policy, but sex advise as well. Watch out Dan Savage!
posted by Steve_at_Linnwood (9 comments total)
 
Well, I, for one, have a question!
posted by y2karl at 1:24 PM on April 12, 2003


"I'll tell you this, I am about to give you the business and I don't want to hear any guff about it."

AAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHA
posted by delmoi at 1:47 PM on April 12, 2003


lol. Very good, steve. I needed a good laugh to today.
posted by elwoodwiles at 3:51 PM on April 12, 2003


business...guff

Classic. Yeah, that was the line that got me, too, literally laughing out loud. Which is what we're supposed to be doing when we LOL, right?
posted by adamgreenfield at 6:19 PM on April 12, 2003


BTW: Advise is a verb--advice is a noun.
posted by y2karl at 12:15 AM on April 13, 2003


Rumsfeld also was a dogged wrestler in college and took part in a legendary match.
posted by Holden at 4:48 AM on April 13, 2003


Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf could kick his butt, I figure.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 6:44 AM on April 13, 2003


See, to me, the poetry things were funny because they were actually quotes from Rumsfeld. His language was already so obfuscatory and obtuse that adding a couple line-breaks made it look like the sort of poetry you pull out of a creative writing workshop at college.

This was pretty limp by comparison.
posted by kavasa at 9:32 AM on April 13, 2003


See,
to me,
the poetry
things were funny
be
cause they were actually
quotes from
Rum
sfeld. His language was
already
so obfuscat'ry
and obtuse that adding
a couple line-
breaks made it look like
the sort of poetry
you pull out of a cre
a
tive
writing workshop at college.

This was pretty l
imp by comp
arison.
posted by mitchel at 12:20 PM on April 13, 2003


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