The Squirrel speaks. Hear him!

October 7, 2003 5:03 AM

Foamy the Squirrel's long and funny rant. Here's a (Save-target-as) link if you prefer.
posted by aeschenkarnos (15 comments total)

Site linked here
posted by Space Coyote at 5:44 AM on October 7, 2003

I don't suppose there's a transript? The dialog is a bit hard to follow.
posted by SealWyf at 6:03 AM on October 7, 2003

monologue... ;)
posted by dabitch at 6:06 AM on October 7, 2003

dang, it lost my

< nitpick> tag

posted by dabitch at 6:07 AM on October 7, 2003

Use entity references, dabitch: < techpick > ampersand-lt-semicolon, ampersand-gt-semicolon. But you're right. Monologue. The coffee hasn't kicked in yet.
posted by SealWyf at 6:29 AM on October 7, 2003

neither has mine apparantly. ;)
posted by dabitch at 6:38 AM on October 7, 2003

Well I thought it was laugh-out-loud funny. Thanx Aes....
posted by mojohand at 7:07 AM on October 7, 2003

XQ: Pretty soon Flash will be easy enough to use that all whiny teenage bloggers' bitching and complaining will be done by a little cartoon representation of their inner spirit animal.

10,000 little bats carping on about 10,000 girls who won't talk to them. The Internet is a truly amazing force.
posted by Space Coyote at 7:12 AM on October 7, 2003

You know what kind of people I hate? The kind of people who have so little self-esteem that they have to make unfunny, poorly-animated flash cartoons complaining about how everybody else in the world sucks. Nobody wants to hear you complain! Little foamy should take his own advice and go kill himself...
posted by jdroth at 7:39 AM on October 7, 2003

For what it's worth, Foamy's Rant isn't a good place to start - personally, I thought Five More Minutes was the best.

And guess what? I don't think the kind of humor you like is funny either! So I hate the people who do that kind of humor! Nyah!

Just kidding, I don't hate anybody.
posted by RylandDotNet at 7:55 AM on October 7, 2003

Ryland doesn't hate Hitler!!!!!
posted by Space Coyote at 8:10 AM on October 7, 2003

How can you hate Hitler when he has a blog?

Does this count as Godwin?
posted by qDot at 8:30 AM on October 7, 2003

No.
posted by majcher at 10:12 AM on October 7, 2003

I also liked Five More Minutes. I, however, didn't find this particular rant in the least bit funny, which is unlike me, as I find most everything funny. Maybe I should stop taking the drugs...
posted by thanotopsis at 10:45 AM on October 7, 2003

i liked it alot. it was laugh out loud funny, in a way that most things that are said to be laugh out loud funny and linked here, they simply aren't.

thanks
posted by triv at 11:08 AM on October 7, 2003