If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.

February 17, 2004 5:16 AM

The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army including:
* Not allowed to operate a business out of the barracks.
* Especially not a pornographic movie studio.
* Not even if they *are* 'especially patriotic films'
posted by Irontom (11 comments total)

# 'Napalm sticks to kids' is *not* a motivational phrase.

bwa hahaha
posted by angry modem at 5:26 AM on February 17, 2004

Yaaaaaawn...
posted by sharksandwich at 6:03 AM on February 17, 2004

um, I know we all missed mefi, but we probably shouldn't start recycling fark posts
posted by jmgorman at 6:03 AM on February 17, 2004

My favorites:
Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.

(Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody

and

I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test.

Nor should I drink three quarts of red food coloring, and scream during the same.
posted by rorycberger at 6:14 AM on February 17, 2004

... we probably shouldn't start recycling fark posts
I am sure this has been posted here before, also, but cannot find it. Maybe I am just getting old.
posted by dg at 6:36 AM on February 17, 2004

I am not allowed to recycle fark posts. Even if they're funny.
posted by faceonmars at 6:51 AM on February 17, 2004

......
Why do I get some weird boxcover image of raising the flag at Iwo Jima by four scantily clad women? And, that pole looks a little...er... odd....
posted by dwivian at 7:33 AM on February 17, 2004

I hadn't see this before. Really funny. Thanks, Irontom.
posted by keithl at 8:22 AM on February 17, 2004

Must not use military vehicles to ‘Squish' things. ...aww w/o firing a weapon from a military vehicle, it's about all fun there good for besides 4x4-ing.
posted by thomcatspike at 9:29 AM on February 17, 2004

It was here before, I think from the original site or something.

I am not allowed to 'Go to Bragg boulevard and shake daddies little money maker for twenties stuffed into my undies'.

So Skippy was stationed here, I see.

I would not in the least be surprised to know that every single item on that list was tried.
posted by konolia at 10:40 AM on February 17, 2004

* Two drink limit does not mean first and last

Beautiful
posted by rudyfink at 2:51 PM on February 17, 2004