Rumsfeld, you killed my brother. Now you must pay.

February 26, 2004 10:42 AM

Rumsfeld's fighting technique is unstoppable. [via airbag]
posted by mathowie (16 comments total)

damn hippies.
posted by Dasein at 10:47 AM on February 26, 2004

damn, damn hippies!
posted by tiamat at 10:48 AM on February 26, 2004

That "lion claw technique" should have our enemies running in no time.
posted by aine42 at 10:56 AM on February 26, 2004

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YA!

hwaaaaaaaaaaaaa
posted by PigAlien at 10:59 AM on February 26, 2004

wow! have you guys seen that "all your base" thing yet?!
posted by quonsar at 11:26 AM on February 26, 2004

Where's the technique by which he scowls enemies into submission?

Or his squint of terror?

Pretty funny stuff but damn, that page took about a month to load up. Perhaps a wee warning's in order?
posted by fenriq at 11:34 AM on February 26, 2004

Which technique is this?
posted by homunculus at 12:02 PM on February 26, 2004

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Rumsfeld!
posted by scody at 12:25 PM on February 26, 2004

Homunculus, that the "said the spider to the spider" technique, takes looooonger to spring the trap. and only after the other spider is no threat, Devastating,,
posted by Elim at 12:40 PM on February 26, 2004

no, it's the famous "we sometimes have to deal with unsavory characters" technique

otherwise known as the "oops! we did it again!" technique

you know, like Osama and stuff.
ah, those disgruntled former employees... the hired help is indeed terrible nowadays
posted by matteo at 12:42 PM on February 26, 2004

Coffee Palm! I LOLed my face off!
posted by jennyb at 12:44 PM on February 26, 2004

Nice link, Matt. I would stay as far as possible away from that Viper Fang guy.
posted by lelilo at 1:09 PM on February 26, 2004

This is my kung fu...

And it is strong...

But not that strong...
posted by Samizdata at 1:12 PM on February 26, 2004

his technique has improved greatly.
posted by stbalbach at 1:49 PM on February 26, 2004

Never seen this style before...
posted by Tenuki at 2:44 PM on February 26, 2004

Thanks for that. I desparately needed a good laugh.
posted by donfactor at 11:43 PM on February 26, 2004