where earlier in the day there used to be the biggest Toys R Us in the world, in its place is now a store that sells the nastiest sex toys in the world.
May 18, 2004 4:55 PM Subscribe
Choose Your Own New York You're in town to visit your wealthy and eccentric Aunt Ginny, who is spending the day having her blood replaced with Botox on the Upper East Side. Now you have the entire day to yourself to explore the most exciting city in the world! -- A Choose Your Own Adventure story, updated.
I was reminiscing about these books just yesterday. I moved house and there they all were. I had heaps of them but I didn't know there were this many.
Funny link, tho. From the record store: "Fortunately for you, countless years of searching for rare Pixes EPs has left Matt in no physical condition to even consider chasing after you."
heh
Then I went back in time and joined the Baseball Furies from 'The Warriors'. Then I died in a showdown with the Village People.
Just like real life, really.
posted by bdave at 5:55 PM on May 18, 2004
Funny link, tho. From the record store: "Fortunately for you, countless years of searching for rare Pixes EPs has left Matt in no physical condition to even consider chasing after you."
heh
Then I went back in time and joined the Baseball Furies from 'The Warriors'. Then I died in a showdown with the Village People.
Just like real life, really.
posted by bdave at 5:55 PM on May 18, 2004
A Wax statue of Yoko Ono and other half-ass stars and sports celebrities killed me.
Just like real life, really.
posted by tittergrrl at 6:06 PM on May 18, 2004
Just like real life, really.
posted by tittergrrl at 6:06 PM on May 18, 2004
Tony Danza's Hamlet: "'Great Fuckin' Play!' -- The New York Post."
Completely and totally accurate in every way.
posted by mmcg at 6:33 PM on May 18, 2004
Completely and totally accurate in every way.
posted by mmcg at 6:33 PM on May 18, 2004
I have to say I disagree with bingo,
as I spent all my time at this site ROFL.
They're pretty on-spot on with the trends and the lingo
and hit on a wide range of subjects quite well.
Sorry for the kinda late post, but I wanted time to explore
and find my favorite pages to share:
not everything in its right place at the music store,
and the scalding send-up of trucker hats, which I love to wear.
it's my first post in a while, and quite apropos
that it's in a FPP from my old friend amberglow
posted by troybob at 3:37 PM on May 21, 2004
as I spent all my time at this site ROFL.
They're pretty on-spot on with the trends and the lingo
and hit on a wide range of subjects quite well.
Sorry for the kinda late post, but I wanted time to explore
and find my favorite pages to share:
not everything in its right place at the music store,
and the scalding send-up of trucker hats, which I love to wear.
it's my first post in a while, and quite apropos
that it's in a FPP from my old friend amberglow
posted by troybob at 3:37 PM on May 21, 2004
troybob! The name doth echo in my ear
With memories of verse in threads gone by.
I offer you my kudos and my beer,
And hope you'll stay to post more poetry.
posted by languagehat at 5:45 PM on May 21, 2004
With memories of verse in threads gone by.
I offer you my kudos and my beer,
And hope you'll stay to post more poetry.
posted by languagehat at 5:45 PM on May 21, 2004
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