Calling Jackie Chan

August 22, 2004 6:39 PM

Kidnapper shot twice by a Chinese cop, falls down five stories, and then comes back to life in the morgue. [Warning: Potentially graphic images]
posted by riffola (10 comments total)

"Where did he learn to negotiate like that?"
posted by Krrrlson at 6:51 PM on August 22, 2004

I shouldn't be laughing at this, but I am.
posted by Grod at 7:44 PM on August 22, 2004

Makes me nostalgic for when John Woo used to make good films.
posted by 2sheets at 7:51 PM on August 22, 2004

Makes me nostalgic for when John Woo used to make good films.

Luckily Johnny To has been putting out some good ones, just saw 'Breaking News' and it was really good.
posted by bobo123 at 8:13 PM on August 22, 2004

I was thinking "Yes, three orders of crab rangoon! No less!"
posted by skallas at 8:47 PM on August 22, 2004

Metafilter: your Rasputin news network.
posted by blindcarboncopy at 9:46 PM on August 22, 2004

I WANT MY THREE DOLLAAAARRRRRRRSSSSSS! *thud*
posted by emelenjr at 5:39 AM on August 23, 2004

I heart Chinese cops.
posted by five fresh fish at 9:55 AM on August 23, 2004

<nitpick>Potentially disturbing images, riff. Undeniably graphic.</nitpick>
posted by Songdog at 10:50 AM on August 23, 2004

Thanks for the correction Songdog :)
posted by riffola at 8:12 AM on September 7, 2004