Boy Butter (NSFW)
December 7, 2004 7:33 AM   Subscribe

I can't believe it's not butta From the site: If you haven't seen, heard or used it already, then brace yourself because Boy Butter Personal Lubricant is spreading fast (pun intended).
posted by buggybuy (26 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: this post came from the same IP as tank04, and is for a product, coincidence?



 
sure, it looks fun, but this is yet another product filter, i'm afraid.
posted by moonbird at 7:52 AM on December 7, 2004


Umm, could I suggest a "(NSFW)" somewhere other than the title tag?

Seems pretty obvious (maybe? I only moused over the link...so it could be totally tame, in which case, I take it all back) what the subject of the link is...but...
posted by tpl1212 at 7:53 AM on December 7, 2004


Yes, but you can fuck with this.

[this is lame]
posted by Sticherbeast at 7:54 AM on December 7, 2004


Should I ever require a lubricant, I will bear this advertisement in mind.
posted by veedubya at 8:00 AM on December 7, 2004


Countdown to deletion and ban:

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posted by KevinSkomsvold at 8:04 AM on December 7, 2004


Yeah, I take back what I said about worrying about formatting...I wonder if there will be a "Dukes of Hazard" promotional anal lube?

This sucks.
posted by tpl1212 at 8:05 AM on December 7, 2004


I wonder if there will be a "Dukes of Hazard" promotional anal lube?

That'll be worth an FPP. Yee-hah.
posted by moonbird at 8:08 AM on December 7, 2004


Apart from the very obvious ProductFilter nature of the post, this is pretty funny. Or would have been if I hadn't seen it some time ago.

My concern with the product is that they say it's 'safe,' but don't bother mentioning whether or not it's safe for use with condoms. The inclusion of vegetable oil would seem to argue against that.
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 8:11 AM on December 7, 2004


Remember when we all just used Crisco?
posted by WolfDaddy at 8:17 AM on December 7, 2004


Actually, right on the front page it says this:

Boy Butter Lubricant cannot be used with latex condoms, but non-latex condoms like plastic or polyurethane condoms are best.
posted by jeffmik at 8:19 AM on December 7, 2004


I've heard that Boy Butter burns your genitals really badly if you don't put the proper amount on. I've also heard that Boy Butter actually helps transmit STDs and greatly increases your chances of getting HIV/AIDS. I don't know if that's true, but it's certainly enough to make me think twice about applying Boy Butter to my precious genitals.
posted by Ljubljana at 8:24 AM on December 7, 2004


I'd like to see this stuff mixed with some of that pepper sauce the other guy was shillin' for, and then both he and (ahem) buggyguy could go at it. SPICE-AYYYYY!
posted by soyjoy at 8:27 AM on December 7, 2004


Now that's cookin' with grease!
posted by moonbird at 8:28 AM on December 7, 2004


Duke Boys Butter: Does Not Protect Against Cooters
posted by tpl1212 at 8:29 AM on December 7, 2004


Interesting. The only people I know who use Boy Butter are child rapists on fire shooting gusts of airborne syphillis from their rotting, putrid eye sockets, their genitals crumbling like wet plaster, their wretched screams all but inaudible under the deafening hum of all the angry, angry yellow jackets summoned by the sickening, yellow jacket angering stink of Boy Butter.

YMMV.
posted by Sticherbeast at 8:35 AM on December 7, 2004


I heard the Boy Butter people greased some palms to deliver Ohio to Bush.
posted by trondant at 8:45 AM on December 7, 2004


I heart Sticherbeast. So this thread was not a complete waste.
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 8:45 AM on December 7, 2004


Truly, the best of the web.
posted by wolftrouble at 8:49 AM on December 7, 2004


Oops, I misread buggybuy as buggyguy - which is too bad, because the "ahem" would've worked even better.
posted by soyjoy at 9:05 AM on December 7, 2004


Boy Butter != man fat
posted by TheDonF at 9:21 AM on December 7, 2004


Because when I think genitals, I think dairy products.
posted by asbates2 at 9:28 AM on December 7, 2004


Oops, I misread buggybuy as buggyguy - which is too bad, because the "ahem" would've worked even better.

I misread it as buggerboy.

I think I prefer it that way.
posted by widdershins at 9:35 AM on December 7, 2004


Whoa, was Sticherbeast just channelling William Burroughs?
posted by Who_Am_I at 9:45 AM on December 7, 2004


So why hasn't this been deleted yet?

Did Fearless Leader oversleep today or something?

I heard Boy Butter makes your hair fall out, your teeth turn yellow and your farts become toxic.
posted by fenriq at 9:48 AM on December 7, 2004


Were other products on the market really so inferior that we needed another sexual lubricant? Will people engaging in man-sex really say "Sure, I can get off when using Astroglide, but I want a lube specially formulated for an asshole,"?

How many stupid products do we need, and when will people become cynical enough to get offended when something is crudely marketed to their demographic despite a bunch of existing products that serve the same purpose? And why would people be drawn to lascivious packaging when you have to be sure that you're getting laid by nature of having a need for the product?
posted by Mayor Curley at 9:48 AM on December 7, 2004


Were other products on the market really so inferior that we needed another sexual lubricant? Will people engaging in man-sex really say "Sure, I can get off when using Astroglide, but I want a lube specially formulated for an asshole,"?

as far as i could tell, the site is implying that the stuff is for jerking off.
posted by chococat at 10:11 AM on December 7, 2004


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