Al Gore, Oblivion Incarnate?

January 11, 2005 6:23 PM

A vote for Al Gore is a vote for the complete annihilation of all possible worlds. Definitely old, but also funny... especially if you like philosophy.
posted by The Thnikkaman (16 comments total)

Al Gore is the devourer of dimensions, the devourer even of time and of the possibility of time.
posted by The Thnikkaman at 6:24 PM on January 11, 2005

I wish I was that powerful a wizard...
posted by Balisong at 6:38 PM on January 11, 2005

Tomorrow on Fark: Photoshop Shiva arms onto Al Gore.
The winner will probably include Fluffy, again proving that Farkers get their sense of humor from five years ago.
posted by NickDouglas at 7:07 PM on January 11, 2005

He was all-powerful till he puts his sighs in a lockbox. It was all over for him then.
posted by 1016 at 7:08 PM on January 11, 2005

Say, that hilarious lockbox would be pretty damned sweet right now, huh? Too bad all that "fuzzy math" didn't work out, and we're now going to have to start stealing from Social Security to fund the war we started.
posted by interrobang at 7:23 PM on January 11, 2005

MetaFilter: troll by comment 5 or your money back.
posted by NickDouglas at 7:24 PM on January 11, 2005

No effinghshit, NickDouglas.

intorrobang, go back to moveon.org.

Bor-ing.
posted by 1016 at 7:35 PM on January 11, 2005

Or the people who comment saying it's boring...
posted by The Thnikkaman at 9:27 PM on January 11, 2005

Wait, *I'm* the troll, here? Huh?
posted by interrobang at 10:14 PM on January 11, 2005

Yes, interrobang. This time you've trolled. How does it feel?
posted by xmutex at 10:21 PM on January 11, 2005

I was just responding to this:


He was all-powerful till he puts his sighs in a lockbox. It was all over for him then.

If I have trolled, I feel shitty about it.
posted by interrobang at 10:23 PM on January 11, 2005

1016=111?
posted by eyeballkid at 10:56 PM on January 11, 2005

He isn't there, and he's not saying anything or, to put it differently, he is nothing and he's saying nothing.

Plainly false premises. It might have been funny as an exercise in absurdist obfuscation, yet it's not. There are likely several reasons why it's not funny, but some mysteries do not merit looking into.
posted by squirrel at 12:36 AM on January 12, 2005

Your favorite band sucks.
posted by mosch at 1:13 AM on January 12, 2005

After years of hearing how Al Gore is an overzealous, ranting lunatic, it's nice to take a trip back to the good old days when Al Gore was, in fact, a passionless empty suit with no ideas of his own.

So, how long do we figure before Kerry becomes known as overly single minded and incapable of seeing the intracacies of complex issues? And of, gosh darnit, being a little bit too deserving of those purple hearts?
posted by Simon! at 3:33 AM on January 12, 2005

1016 and five of his friends join together to form the Antichrist, like Voltron.

Divide, multiply, add and understand.
posted by jefgodesky at 7:29 AM on January 12, 2005