Play with her

January 13, 2005 1:24 PM

Play with her Curiously clever.
posted by Voyageman (40 comments total)

Pile-on in 3...2...1...

/and with good cause!
posted by The Card Cheat at 1:30 PM on January 13, 2005

Freaky.
posted by geekhorde at 1:30 PM on January 13, 2005

Kinky cute, but the damn thing takes ages to load.
posted by riffraff at 1:33 PM on January 13, 2005

Um.

I have a long-standing, amused hatred of Axe products, and this only adds to it.
posted by Sticherbeast at 1:35 PM on January 13, 2005

compliant chicken-feather girl-compliant chicken-feather girl-feather girl-beer girl-chicken-beer-feather......

ok...get a feather for the beer girl, send out for some chicken and I think we've got something!
posted by HuronBob at 1:36 PM on January 13, 2005

So, shall I waste my afternoon on this or is there some fast easy way to get her naked?

Kind of neat but I'm not sure what the point is.
posted by fenriq at 1:37 PM on January 13, 2005

what, just a tease? i'm with you, sticher. i hate axe even more.
posted by Igor XA at 1:37 PM on January 13, 2005

This is slow loading and pretty boring.

I'm with HuronBob, let's give the beer girl a feather.
posted by Specklet at 1:40 PM on January 13, 2005

Nah, use the whole chicken!
posted by fenriq at 1:42 PM on January 13, 2005

Let me know when there's a hardcore version. Til then, eh.
posted by soyjoy at 1:45 PM on January 13, 2005

Talk to me when you have a subservient naked woman.

HuronBob is on the right track, but give beer to the feather girl and see if that works.
posted by NickDouglas at 1:46 PM on January 13, 2005

Are you a guy between the ages of 18-23 who is HOT, TICKLISH, and IN NEED OF SOME U.S. CASH? If so, read on...I'm very serious about what you'll discover... My name is Terri.
posted by ori at 1:52 PM on January 13, 2005

Eh, kinda dumb. How is this supposed to help them sell cologne?
posted by mathowie at 1:56 PM on January 13, 2005

Disturbingly I remember this and this. (Scrub scrub scrub).
posted by fleacircus at 1:57 PM on January 13, 2005

Nah, use the whole chicken!
posted by fenriq at 1:42 PM PST on January 13

To beat everyone's N(really)SFW over the head with, right?
posted by metaculpa at 2:01 PM on January 13, 2005

Fleacircus.... I loathe you now.


*picks up rusty spoon with which to gouge out eyes*
posted by craven_morhead at 2:07 PM on January 13, 2005

iWhore.

(Marketing whore, that is.)

(The bad kind.)
posted by Darkman at 2:12 PM on January 13, 2005

you guys are looking at a girl on the internet who keeps her clothes on the whole time and doesn't even sing or anything?
posted by jessamyn at 2:16 PM on January 13, 2005

jessamyn: do you mean Ashley Simpson?
posted by Darkman at 2:19 PM on January 13, 2005

Eh, kinda dumb. How is this supposed to help them sell cologne?

How does sponsoring weird sex camps and advertising them before movies? Who knows!
posted by The God Complex at 2:22 PM on January 13, 2005

doesn't even sing or anything?

that should be "doesn't even try to sing..."
posted by jessamyn at 2:24 PM on January 13, 2005

So, shall I waste my afternoon on this or is there some fast easy way to get her naked?

Exactly. Though isn't that the problem with the intar-net? You get so much free naked. You should have to work for naked. Without needless and tedious toil, you deserve no naked.
posted by undule at 2:28 PM on January 13, 2005

Metafilter: You deserve no naked.
posted by eriko at 2:39 PM on January 13, 2005

Um...she's quite attractive...but I lack data to assess her cleverness.
posted by rushmc at 3:09 PM on January 13, 2005

Let me know when they've combined this with the subservient chicken.
posted by Bort at 3:54 PM on January 13, 2005

Bort, this may be what you're looking for.
posted by monju_bosatsu at 3:59 PM on January 13, 2005

Well, I find this offensive.
posted by johnj at 4:04 PM on January 13, 2005

mmm....awful post?
yup
posted by es_de_bah at 4:43 PM on January 13, 2005

Anybody remember the "Tickle your ass with a feather/Typical Nebraska weather" joke?

It's not a very good joke.
posted by 1016 at 6:30 PM on January 13, 2005

hey i don't even like boobs but johnj's "offensive" link was cool! in a funny way.

thanks for the barmaid link too m_b....i typed "be a man" and she became a man.
posted by gorgor_balabala at 6:53 PM on January 13, 2005

UGGH!! Am I supposed drink a pepsi blue while I tickle her?
posted by wonway at 7:04 PM on January 13, 2005

How come she keeps covering her 'Curiously clever' up again?
posted by mudpuppie at 7:10 PM on January 13, 2005

This makes me want to kick people who smell like Axe in the shins. No, wait, I do that anyway.
posted by jennyjenny at 7:19 PM on January 13, 2005

I feel like a dirty old woman for playing with her for so long.
posted by honeydew at 7:26 PM on January 13, 2005

[this sucks]
posted by pikachulolita at 7:56 PM on January 13, 2005

Meh. Wasn't worth the loading time. Or this comment even really.
posted by krisjohn at 9:19 PM on January 13, 2005

It just makes me miss my old digital girlfriend, Virtual Valerie... (sigh)
posted by humannature at 9:30 PM on January 13, 2005

My name is Terri.
The infamous Terri Tickle. (s)he was detested in most any newsgroup she invaded. I had forgotten all about that one. Is there any safe way to scrub ones brain?
posted by jester69 at 10:26 PM on January 13, 2005

lame
posted by buriednexttoyou at 11:22 AM on January 14, 2005

Seems like we ladies like this more...?

I quite enjoyed making her giggle.
posted by sian at 12:23 AM on January 15, 2005