BJ don't cry no more.

January 27, 2005 5:38 AM

For everything else there is mastercard (NSFW, Flash)
posted by aj100 (42 comments total)

The URL for that page is
http://www.paulzarouii.com/crap/Mastercard.html

Just saying, people set up their own folder names.
posted by NinjaPirate at 5:54 AM on January 27, 2005

THe joke's old, but the setting was perfect. (And the little sister was hawt.)
posted by notsnot at 5:59 AM on January 27, 2005

This would have been a better video without the cliched Mastercard setup to the joke.
posted by painquale at 6:04 AM on January 27, 2005

Wow. This has only been on the internets for a few years.
posted by birdherder at 6:05 AM on January 27, 2005

oh no, it's even a double, though the first posts link is a dud now.
posted by dabitch at 6:14 AM on January 27, 2005

eh. not really funny.
posted by j at 6:14 AM on January 27, 2005

hahaha, I get it. He had his hand on the intercom and the dad hear his WHOLE conversation with the girl trying to get a blowjob. Definitely NSFW, lol.
posted by gagglezoomer at 6:40 AM on January 27, 2005

better luck next time aj100. :)
posted by dabitch at 6:44 AM on January 27, 2005

This is fucking old. Have a nice day.
posted by Outlawyr at 6:46 AM on January 27, 2005

Dear Flash authors: preload is your friend.
posted by brownpau at 6:46 AM on January 27, 2005

Hey, did you ever see the one picture of a golfer kissing a trophy that looks like a penis?
posted by adampsyche at 6:56 AM on January 27, 2005

Does he get the blow job? I need closure on that anecdote.
posted by Mayor Curley at 7:00 AM on January 27, 2005

you mean this?
posted by terrier319 at 7:01 AM on January 27, 2005

I had to keep reloading the page because it kept stopping ... I might not have minded the dated joke so much, but I don't ever want to hear "A night out on the town: $75.00" again.
posted by Uther Bentrazor at 7:07 AM on January 27, 2005

I think the funniest part is the completely different accents of the two sisters.
posted by bigschmoove at 7:08 AM on January 27, 2005

Just get the rope, get this over with, and send the lynch mob on its way!

/perhaps we should request a small gallows be installed here on metafilter, maybe on the lower left hand corner of the page...a constant reminder against this kind of thing!
posted by HuronBob at 7:20 AM on January 27, 2005

>this kind of thing
gallows humor, well hung?
posted by hank at 7:25 AM on January 27, 2005

When I first saw this years ago, the "A GIRL WHO'S FATHER HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR" killed a part of me inside. Glad to see nobody ever fixed that one...
posted by thejoshu at 7:30 AM on January 27, 2005

Oh no. This is going to become one of those threads where people post pictures of rabbits with pancakes on their heads.
posted by Eamon at 7:37 AM on January 27, 2005

this post: worthless
posted by felix betachat at 7:44 AM on January 27, 2005

We could turn this around yet. All we need is two $12 bottles of wine, a blow job and a dad with a sense of humor (if that even exists).

I'm a dad.
posted by mic stand at 7:45 AM on January 27, 2005

Did you ever see the reviews for the Harry Potter vibrating broomstick? I LOL'd!
posted by adampsyche at 7:47 AM on January 27, 2005

$12 bottles of wine? Shizza. How 'bout we go for quantity and get 8 bottles of 3 buck chuck and have ourselves a real good time.
posted by almostcool at 7:49 AM on January 27, 2005

*unzips pants*
posted by chundo at 7:50 AM on January 27, 2005

*takes the pancake rabbit out of his pants*
posted by anthill at 7:57 AM on January 27, 2005

ooooh yeah I FEEL GRATE! oooooffffsssshhhhhh
posted by Hands of Manos at 7:58 AM on January 27, 2005

hahah, thanks Manos: Hands of Fate Hands of Manos. i'd forgotten about that one.
posted by Igor XA at 8:08 AM on January 27, 2005

Funny again, but very, very old. In fact, I think the "kid" working to get the hummer is now doing spoofs of Viagra commercials.

But yeah, preload would be a helluva lot nicer than the reloads.
posted by fenriq at 8:16 AM on January 27, 2005

Igor, shhhh...you'll reveal my true love in movies!
posted by Hands of Manos at 8:27 AM on January 27, 2005

It's Friday already? Yowzers! It feels like i've missed a whole day!
posted by Dean Keaton at 8:43 AM on January 27, 2005

[this sucks]
posted by glenwood at 8:51 AM on January 27, 2005

The only thing better than a girl whose father has a sense of humor is a girl who's MOM is READY TO GO.

Homebase.asf - half as old, twice as funny, and made in the EAST BAY.

Booyakasha!
posted by scarabic at 8:54 AM on January 27, 2005

I'm with Huron Bob - get a little animated gif of a executioner, hovering in the corner of each comments page. The more clicks, the smaller the FPP font becomes until it disappears completely.

The same sort of idea as quonsars tags, only not.


(sorry aj100, I didn't realise I'd been tailed in here by the village mob)
posted by NinjaPirate at 9:01 AM on January 27, 2005

posted by Jeremy at 9:08 AM on January 27, 2005

Hands of Manos - that one IS my favorite commercial, I'm glad its been brought up again a couple times lately because it never fails to make me laugh
posted by jeffmik at 9:13 AM on January 27, 2005

scarabic, WHERE DID YOU FIND SUCH COMIC GOLD? that was so funny i don't care if they fire me for downloading it and watching it at work. thanks.
posted by Igor XA at 10:27 AM on January 27, 2005

manos, yeah, that was great.

BAAAAAAABIEEEESS!!!!
posted by daHIFI at 4:37 PM on January 27, 2005

Igor, that file has made the rounds forever. It's great, and just like the "I Feel Great" piece (both of which have seen the front page here more than once already), I hope the people who made it get a ton of work from it.
posted by chicobangs at 7:24 AM on January 28, 2005

thanks, chicobangs. i hope the same thing.
posted by Igor XA at 7:28 AM on January 28, 2005

That guy has the worst haircut I have ever seen.
posted by makonan at 6:28 PM on January 28, 2005

The bit was kinda funny, but the endless whining about it really put it over the top for me!
posted by ticopelp at 11:40 AM on January 29, 2005

Hands of Manos - that one IS my favorite commercial, I'm glad its been brought up again a couple times lately because it never fails to make me laugh


You guys suck. I love that advert too. But I thought the prissy, |337 folks at Metafilter wouldn't.

It's been my "dirty secret" all these months.

Anyone notice how the guy who hurts his hand also develops a noticeable, seemingly unrelated, limp as well?

(I'm assuming he didn't have a prior limp.)


Oh, and my fave bit of that ad is when the spooky music kicks in at the start. After he takes his first bite. Then the handheld camera zooms in....
posted by uncanny hengeman at 6:47 PM on January 31, 2005