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This is a story about some yahoo who registered several domains to spread his story about developing Peritoneal Mesothelioma after having Laser Hair Removal in Washington DC. For some reason he thought Wisconsin Lemon Laws were in his favor and he'd soon get a huge settlement paid with Best Buy gift cards. It turns out he should have had temporary medical insurance. Now he is looking for a Personal Injury Solicitor.
posted by Mick (45 comments total)
 
I'm confused.
posted by veedubya at 6:03 AM on April 12, 2005


I hope you have a good Florida car accident lawyer, because once mathowie busts out some microsoft anti spam on you, you'll wish you hadn't refinanced with bad credit so that you could still afford to pay the IRS lawyer tax when your adsense gets dragged into MetaTalk for some acid reflux treatment.
posted by DaShiv at 6:10 AM on April 12, 2005


I think that I was thinking what DaShiv said.
posted by Plutor at 6:12 AM on April 12, 2005


10 out of 10 for style but minus several million for good thinking...
posted by PinkStainlessTail at 6:13 AM on April 12, 2005


DaShiv pwns.
posted by Wolfdog at 6:14 AM on April 12, 2005


... (pancakes)
posted by crocos at 6:21 AM on April 12, 2005


DaShiv, you forgot about the vasectomy reversal by a child molestation attorney using nothing but a sharpened Best Buy gift card.
posted by taz at 6:32 AM on April 12, 2005


wtf?
posted by dabitch at 6:36 AM on April 12, 2005


(I'm not sure what to flag this as.)
posted by dabitch at 6:37 AM on April 12, 2005


I'm what veedubya and dabitch said.
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 6:44 AM on April 12, 2005


You don't find a link to the most expensive keywords for the top PPC program on the web as something interesting? This surely isn't something Google wants the world to know.
posted by Mick at 6:47 AM on April 12, 2005


Surprised to see this from one of the few remaining three-digit users.
posted by grateful at 6:50 AM on April 12, 2005


I thought this was a smart bunch? See, what the original poster did was link to a sight on the interweb that says they have a list of Google Adsense keywords ranked by maximum and average $$$ as cost per click (CPC). I posted (almost) the same thing at my blog last night. I can't believe MeFi didn't catch the snark.
posted by rzklkng at 7:00 AM on April 12, 2005


So, what about the guy who registered the domains? What's up with him? That site does not mention him at all. Why would someone who had a procedure performed in DC believe that he was covered by the laws of some other state?
posted by mischief at 7:20 AM on April 12, 2005


well then, mesothelioma prognosis to you rzklkng.
posted by dabitch at 7:21 AM on April 12, 2005


Huh?
posted by dios at 7:31 AM on April 12, 2005


rzklkng, why are you continuing to adverse credit this thread with your malignant mesothelioma and cheap life assurance when you could be San Diego breast augmenting MetaFilter's google affiliate anti spam exchange instead? Are you asking for a Vioxx class action suit in MetaTalk too?
posted by DaShiv at 7:34 AM on April 12, 2005


[This is good]

...in so many ways. Chaos!
posted by panoptican at 7:35 AM on April 12, 2005


The best part of the link was the pop-up ads! Thanks!
posted by AlexReynolds at 7:42 AM on April 12, 2005


I wonder if it changed the Adsense ads on the Front Page?
posted by rzklkng at 7:54 AM on April 12, 2005


BTW, anybody find it interesting how YAHOO is one of the top paying ads on GOOGLE?
posted by rzklkng at 7:56 AM on April 12, 2005


"Hair laser removal virginia" Why doesn't my brain process that correctly? The at and t phones must be playing up in my head.
posted by Navek Rednam at 8:02 AM on April 12, 2005


What? No mention of my home mortgage?
posted by MrFancypants at 8:25 AM on April 12, 2005


I'm glad rzklkng caught on, I was a bit worried but figured the tags would clear things up.

Never doubt a 3 digiter!
posted by Mick at 8:44 AM on April 12, 2005


THEY'RE THROWING ME OFF OF EBAY, CAUSE I'M AUCTIONING OFF THE METAFILTER THREAD
THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO SEE!!! L@@K!!!

Checks only, please. NO PayPal. Thanks and God Bless You.
posted by Smart Dalek at 8:54 AM on April 12, 2005


I GET IT!

The joke is all the weird nonsensical things in the OP are mentioned in the list of top adword keywords. Kind of clever, but mostly confusing.

It's a good link, but the funny could have come inside the thread, after we knew what the hell was going on.
posted by sdrawkcab at 9:03 AM on April 12, 2005


Well played, Mick, well played.
posted by mathowie at 9:08 AM on April 12, 2005


Have I ever told you guys about the student loan consolidation program that was outlawed by a california law lemon when the event management security was caught in canada reading personals on yahoo? He'll need a good orlando criminal attorney.
posted by Outlawyr at 9:12 AM on April 12, 2005


Ahh ... Google Adwords ... still I'd have preferred a real story.
posted by tommyc at 9:23 AM on April 12, 2005


I thought this was a smart bunch? See, what the original poster did was link to a sight on the interweb that says they have a list of Google Adsense keywords ranked by maximum and average $$$ as cost per click (CPC).

I'm glad rzklkng caught on

Yes, obviously only the of you two yahoo personals are mcsa boot camp enough to read online forex and understand the pay per click affiliate refinance rates, whereas the rest of us dedicated hosting are simply too NY injury lawyer over all this stupid her first lesbian sex com best debt consolidation popup crap to give a CA lemon law about no closing cost. Why don't you two continue to Houston plastic surgery each other until you adult cheap hosting.

Have a mega life and health day!
posted by DaShiv at 9:25 AM on April 12, 2005


DaShiv is gonna get hurt soon, somebody call a personal injury lawyer quick!
posted by dabitch at 9:31 AM on April 12, 2005


Ahh, this stuff just writes itself. Lemon law.
posted by tommyc at 9:37 AM on April 12, 2005


Well played, Mick, well played.

If you get a dramatic spike in your adsense revenue, I think it only fair that you split it with me.
posted by Mick at 9:41 AM on April 12, 2005


I must admit that the multiple references to the regulatory aspects of a certain yellow citrus fruit was completely confusing to me (not being an American). In any case, this list is pure gold for a sociologist.

The mesothelioma ranking is still baffling. Why is this so important (compared to other diseases) that it gets ranked so high? Is the ranking the result of some bias?
posted by elgilito at 9:42 AM on April 12, 2005


Whatever the fsck the link is or you peeps are talking about, I want to know how a person can get peritoneal mesothelioma, the abdominal and/or lung cancer Warren Zevon died of, from laser hair removal. Did they lase off the hair in his lungs or what?
posted by davy at 9:50 AM on April 12, 2005


Peritoneal mesothelioma is so high because TV lawyers make lots of money from class action lawsuits.
posted by mbd1mbd1 at 10:06 AM on April 12, 2005


Funny stuff, thanks Mick.
posted by quiet at 10:24 AM on April 12, 2005


I got it instantly and I this is good. Thanks mick!
posted by puke & cry at 11:12 AM on April 12, 2005


Yep. Totally confused. Where's the story about this guy's botched laser surgery?
posted by Possum at 11:24 AM on April 12, 2005


Am I the only one who's secretly hoping for a dabitch-DaShiv fight?
posted by epimorph at 12:00 PM on April 12, 2005


The mesothelioma ranking is still baffling.

Not really. In the US you notice ads for lawyers offering to take on mesothelioma cases all over radio and television.
posted by clevershark at 12:24 PM on April 12, 2005


>Did they lase off the hair in his lungs or what?
Yes.
posted by Wolfdog at 12:45 PM on April 12, 2005


> You don't find a link to the most expensive keywords
> for the top PPC program on the web as something
> interesting?

Not really, no.

If I did, I'd be reading Spammer's Journal, Blog Your Way
To Microfame and Profit or the Witless Webmasters Weekly
or some other such rubbish.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 2:27 PM on April 12, 2005


Well there goes Mefi's Google juice. Sergei will not be amused.

Mick, I got this immediately. Mad props.
posted by NickDouglas at 7:17 PM on April 12, 2005


It's sort of like graffiti tagging... if you can't understand it, it's not meant for you. %^)
posted by Dok Millennium at 12:42 AM on April 13, 2005


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