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August 2, 2005 4:31 PM   Subscribe

The MobiBlu MP3 player -- smallest MP3 player in the world! -- is now available in the USA via Walmart alternate link! Yay! Fanboys delight! Whoo-hoo! via gizmodo
posted by five fresh fish (23 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: "this is purely a wanker post, and the MI admits as much"



 
As indicated by one of the links, it appears that we've seen the end of removing PepsiBlue posts from the front page. As evidence, I present today's product shilling regarding the new Apple mouse, and a vapourware Microsoft product.

It seems to me that turn-about must be fair play. Consequently, I present my first-ever PepsiBlue post. Until my interest in the MobiBlu wanes -- ie. next week -- I shall be certain to post any news regarding the MobiBlu product line. After I'm done with that, I suspect Canon digital cameras will become my fanboy hobby-horse, and I'll inundate you all with their product releases.

Point proven? Great. Matt, please delete this post as well as today's Microsoft and Apple shills. Mind you, if you're not going to get rid of them, it would be logically consistent to leave this one be.

Now off to take my meds.
posted by five fresh fish at 4:40 PM on August 2, 2005


I think this is the first protest FPP that actually hits the mark fairly well and doesn't really come off as shitting on the front page (though the More Inside might, by belaboring the point).
posted by Bugbread at 4:43 PM on August 2, 2005


I'd totally lose that thing in under a week.
posted by interrobang at 4:45 PM on August 2, 2005


Oh, and, uh, nice protest, fff.
posted by interrobang at 4:46 PM on August 2, 2005


Am I missing the point by finding this product interesting?
posted by Artw at 4:48 PM on August 2, 2005


I'll file both the product and post under the "who cares" heading...
posted by clevershark at 4:51 PM on August 2, 2005


A++++++ WOULD BUY FROM WALMART AGAIN.
posted by grouse at 4:53 PM on August 2, 2005


So because you don't like posts about products, fff, those other posts should be deleted? Someone needs a time out.
posted by Doug at 4:54 PM on August 2, 2005


What's not to love, its got all kinds of tension built into it (if Matt doesn't delete it then PepsiBlue for everyone, if he does then he must delete the Mouse post and the stupid MS home page post).

A sticky wicket indeed.

Though I'd just delete this one since it has the word WalMart in it and we all know WalMart is teh Evil.
posted by fenriq at 4:55 PM on August 2, 2005


if Matt doesn't delete it then PepsiBlue for everyone, if he does then he must delete the Mouse post and the stupid MS home page post

Although, to be honest, this is purely a wanker post, and the MI admits as much. I haven't bothered checking out the MS post, but frankly the Apple Mouse one seems valid, mostly because every time the subject of the Mac comes up there's no shortage of idiots bringing up the single-button mouse issue.

Of course every time those same people get reminded that you can just plug any other USB mouse into a Mac, but that's another issue entirely.
posted by clevershark at 5:04 PM on August 2, 2005


I think this is the first protest FPP that actually hits the mark fairly well and doesn't really come off as shitting on the front page (though the More Inside might, by belaboring the point).

Pissing yes, shitting no.

I'm waiting for the iSophagous myself.
posted by KirkJobSluder at 5:04 PM on August 2, 2005


I'm not digging the shape, square is just too awkward. Though I do like you can move mp3s onto it without special software (just drag and drop).
posted by bobo123 at 5:04 PM on August 2, 2005


best of the web ever. I love you guys.
posted by crunchywelch at 5:10 PM on August 2, 2005


I tried to make the links more interesting than those of the PepsiBlue shills.

And, actually, I highly recommend Gizmodo and I4U for those who like to know what's new in the tech gadgets realm. An infinitely better place for it than MeFi. Especially Gizmodo, 'cause how can you not love a place that tells you there's a new water balloon cannon available? Lordy lor'!

The alternative Walmart link is for you, fenriq!
posted by five fresh fish at 5:15 PM on August 2, 2005


The USB 1.1 kinda sucks, especially at the larger sizes.
posted by smackfu at 5:19 PM on August 2, 2005


FFF: Pretty much anywhere is better than Mefi for information.

Entertainment, on the other hand...

Anyway, I thought you left to take your meds. Maybe you should lie down until they take effect. Sometimes you don't want to be sitting or standing for that.
posted by selfnoise at 5:27 PM on August 2, 2005


Isn't a cube a very awkward shape to store on your person?
posted by knave at 5:40 PM on August 2, 2005


Actual form factor does sometimes seem to be abandoned in the quest for pure size shrinkage. I've got a Creative Nomad Muvo Slim (is Muvo the genus? Is Slim the species? Can Creative give something less than 8 names?) and I wouldn't give up a thin, larger shape for a smaller and pokier shape.
posted by selfnoise at 5:43 PM on August 2, 2005


yeah, this thing has painful corners... iRiver and Muvo and such are all tinier in the more important dimension.
posted by rxrfrx at 5:48 PM on August 2, 2005


I'm not entirely sure "painful corners" applies to something that's about as big as your thumbnail. This sucka is small.

Blows me away they've got a 1Gb version in the same form factor. Where in the hell do they hide 1Gb of RAM?

MobiBlu: The MP3 Player You Can Lodge In Your Sinuses.

I can't believe you're all going along with the joke. You want more PepsiBlu?
posted by five fresh fish at 6:04 PM on August 2, 2005


Aren't you "going along with the joke" just the same?
posted by rxrfrx at 6:10 PM on August 2, 2005


Wait, is someone giving out more gift certificates? Cuz I can totally pimp with the best of you if there's a big fat gift certificate at the end of the Pepsi Blue rainbow.
posted by briank at 6:25 PM on August 2, 2005


We've had mp3 players that you could accidentally swallow for while now, if you were drunk enough anyway. I'm just happy that we've advanced to mp3 players that can be comfortably excreted at the other end. If only it didn't have corners...

It's the display that gets me. That's cool.
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 6:28 PM on August 2, 2005


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