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Valet parking girls on bikini
posted by dov3 (39 comments total)

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You know what else would be a great idea?! Some . . sort of . . bikini car wash!

Also, what does this mean? "Valet parking girls on bikini." That makes no sense.
posted by Optimus Chyme at 8:47 AM on August 22, 2005


do I really want their nasty exposed ass rubbing all over my carseat?
posted by delmoi at 8:54 AM on August 22, 2005


No pictures?
posted by chunking express at 8:55 AM on August 22, 2005


Listen to the rrrrrip of their exposed thighs as they peel themselves off your leatherette seats that have just spent hours baking in the L.A. sun....
posted by bloomicy at 8:58 AM on August 22, 2005


Clients may request from a variety of uniforms such as: Tank tops, Capri pants, camisoles, mini skirts, bikinis and lingerie.

Someone would REQUEST capri pants?

*shudders*
posted by Ynoxas at 8:59 AM on August 22, 2005


Just a big tease without any pictures... am I now supposed to drive my car all the way to LA? Thanks for nothing.
posted by pwally at 9:02 AM on August 22, 2005


I didn't fork over five bucks for posts like this.
posted by scratch at 9:08 AM on August 22, 2005


I find your lack of faith disturbing.
posted by swift at 9:14 AM on August 22, 2005


Someone would REQUEST capri pants?

*Shyly raises hand
posted by dial-tone at 9:17 AM on August 22, 2005


weeeeeeeeee!! more best of the web on Mefi!!
posted by j.p. Hung at 9:19 AM on August 22, 2005


No pictures, but I guess it is better to leave something to the imagination.
posted by dov3 at 9:23 AM on August 22, 2005


do I really want their nasty exposed ass rubbing all over my carseat?

What are you a communist? Just about any service is improved if it is done by a hot woman in a bikini. I waiting for bikini gas stations and bikini delicatessens, myself.
posted by jonmc at 9:27 AM on August 22, 2005


Yay. Now I can be a Bond villain, too. Legions of scantily clad women doing my nefarious bidding...
posted by Jon-o at 9:28 AM on August 22, 2005


Car parking is nefarious?
posted by Plutor at 9:29 AM on August 22, 2005


Bikini girls with machine guns?
posted by SisterHavana at 9:31 AM on August 22, 2005


It can be if women in bikinis are doing it.
posted by alumshubby at 9:31 AM on August 22, 2005


Best FPP ever.
posted by docpops at 9:37 AM on August 22, 2005


I didn't fork over five bucks for posts like this.
posted by scratch at 12:08 PM EST on August 22 [!]



No you forked over 5 bucks to post a lame ass coment. ;-)
posted by darkmatter at 9:41 AM on August 22, 2005


I'm reminded of this FPP. Awesome show.
posted by gramschmidt at 9:43 AM on August 22, 2005


I'm more upset about the misuse of "comprise" by the company.
posted by goatdog at 9:57 AM on August 22, 2005


on bikini?
posted by glenwood at 10:01 AM on August 22, 2005


Bikini Atoll?
posted by Emperor Yamamoto's Eggs at 10:08 AM on August 22, 2005


Best. Post. Ever.







Haha! Just kidding. So Dov3, how much of this company do you own?
posted by Outlawyr at 10:08 AM on August 22, 2005


What's the deal with a site selling sex and no damned pictures? Are they idiots? Do they expect me to take them at their word that they've got 50 of the hottest women in LA?

Bad marketing = no cookie!
posted by fenriq at 10:09 AM on August 22, 2005


Outlawyr, I do not even own the bikinis!!
posted by dov3 at 10:12 AM on August 22, 2005


Oh wait, is today bikini day on MeFi?

Then this is perfect.

** Goes off looking for site about monkeys wearing sexy bikinis, eating pancakes and playing toss the bunny. **
posted by fenriq at 10:12 AM on August 22, 2005


stunning women

The proof is in the pudding, and the pudding is pictures.
posted by mrgrimm at 10:17 AM on August 22, 2005


i.e. "stunning women" = models/actresses who couldn't make the most recent auto show.
posted by mrgrimm at 10:18 AM on August 22, 2005


Valet parking girls on bikini

Girl, valet parking on Bikini, eyeing boy, spies boy eyeing bikini on parking valet girl.

Your daily palindrome requirement is fulfilled.
posted by Faint of Butt at 10:20 AM on August 22, 2005


1) What the fark?

2) I welcome our new bikini-clad overlords.

Peace, out.
posted by ZenMasterThis at 10:20 AM on August 22, 2005


No pictures?

Okay, here you go, then. [nsfw]
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 10:22 AM on August 22, 2005


Our valet parking team is comprised entirely of stunning women that are models, singers, actors & dancers.

Now I am impressed. Their stunning women may actually be men.
posted by flarbuse at 10:55 AM on August 22, 2005


last I checked, 'actors' can certainly be women.
posted by ORthey at 11:09 AM on August 22, 2005


"The proof is in the pudding, and the pudding is pictures."

Actually, the proof of the pudding is in the eating, but any sort of reference to eating girls in bikinis would be out of line, so I won't make it.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 11:13 AM on August 22, 2005


Girl, valet parking on Bikini, eyeing boy, spies boy eyeing bikini on parking valet girl.

Your daily palindrome requirement is fulfilled.


That's not a palindrome. For it to be a palindrome it would have to read the same if the order of its letters were reversed, not the order of its words.
posted by cerebus19 at 11:16 AM on August 22, 2005


One of my best friends works valet for Valet Of The Dolls. She tells me great stories of the 'celebs' she meets...
posted by starscream at 11:17 AM on August 22, 2005


Valet parking girls on bikini

All your base are belong to us!
posted by wsg at 11:20 AM on August 22, 2005


WHAT YOU SAY!?!?!?!
posted by Debaser626 at 11:23 AM on August 22, 2005


attire
What's the deal with a site selling sex and no damned pictures? Are they idiots? Do they expect me to take them at their word that they've got 50 of the hottest women in LA? +

Doh! They are not idiots.
You’re sale-ing a service: cars being parked by a girl in the clothing of your choice.
Not the service: "this scantily pictured girl” parking your guests' toy". Now if you were, you could be Hugh Hefner of the car-parking world.
I'd take an educated guess that the company's largest overhead is the many costumes and their sizes. Since the employees would come in different sizes. Unless, the employees’ auto insurance here is considered a business overhead.
posted by thomcatspike at 11:27 AM on August 22, 2005


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