Look at that monkey go!

November 24, 2005 7:52 PM

Happy Thanksgiving. Here is a gallery of photos of monkeys dressed as jockeys, riding other non-monkey animals.
posted by jonson (39 comments total)

Thank god it wasn't those dogs dressed as bees again. Or was it the other way around?
posted by lelilo at 7:59 PM on November 24, 2005

best of the web indeed.
posted by wilful at 7:59 PM on November 24, 2005

This is video of a monkey washing a cat combined with audio; it is in Apple QuickTime format
posted by ab'd al'Hazred at 8:04 PM on November 24, 2005

This is what Thanksgiving is really all about, anyway.
posted by Balisong at 8:05 PM on November 24, 2005

These photos brought a tear to my eye... excellent.
posted by tweak at 8:06 PM on November 24, 2005

The least you could do is not/warn that you were posting to a heavily photoshopped gallery.
posted by Balisong at 8:07 PM on November 24, 2005

Whiplash the Cowboy Monkey (Google video link)
posted by Hlewagast at 8:07 PM on November 24, 2005

I love the Internet.
<---------------- THIIIIIIS MUCH ---------------->
posted by Robot Johnny at 8:08 PM on November 24, 2005

ab'd al'Hazred, you just made me very, very happy.
posted by brundlefly at 8:08 PM on November 24, 2005

Don't make me post a link to the horse video.
posted by Balisong at 8:09 PM on November 24, 2005

Why aren't those monkeys (monki?) riding dogs wearing bee costumes? This could possibly be the greatest internet failure ever.
posted by blue_beetle at 8:19 PM on November 24, 2005

Great tags.
posted by Robot Johnny at 8:21 PM on November 24, 2005

monkeys (monki?)

I think it's simply, monks.
posted by Balisong at 8:25 PM on November 24, 2005

Thanksgiving without monkeys is like a day without sunshine. : >
posted by amberglow at 8:28 PM on November 24, 2005

Oh! monkey
posted by tellurian at 8:30 PM on November 24, 2005

Do I sense someone hating on Beedogs, the premier repository of dogs in bee costumes on the internet?

What is the world coming to.
posted by nonmerci at 8:33 PM on November 24, 2005

Oh! monkey
posted by tellurian

That's no monkey!! That's an APE!
posted by Balisong at 8:33 PM on November 24, 2005

So that's why they call 'em apehangers.
posted by arto at 8:35 PM on November 24, 2005

And finally, I'd like to give thanks for jonson and his many animals-in-humiliating-costumes posts. Amen.
posted by maryh at 8:39 PM on November 24, 2005

Now that's how you make a fucking great single-link FPP. Those who want to see monkey jockeys know to click the link, those who don't know not to. why do people find that so hard? Kudos, jonson.

P.S. ab'd al'Hazred gets it too. We salute you.
posted by Aknaton at 8:44 PM on November 24, 2005

I'm apalled that the link posted was to actual (or photoshopped) monks as jockies..(Jocks?)
posted by Balisong at 8:55 PM on November 24, 2005

I did not see a single monkey with jockeys in that post. I am, quite frankly, appalled!
posted by blue_beetle at 9:07 PM on November 24, 2005

posted by ab'd al'Hazred at 9:13 PM on November 24, 2005

So much awesome in one post. Thank you.
posted by photoslob at 9:24 PM on November 24, 2005

thank you. no, really, thank you.
posted by slogger at 9:55 PM on November 24, 2005

)))))
posted by Pseudonumb at 10:02 PM on November 24, 2005

Can you show me a picture of a monkey, dressed as a dog in a bee costume, riding a luck dragon with a pancake on it's head? Thank you.
posted by maryh at 10:22 PM on November 24, 2005

I am shamed by my inability to find such an image.
posted by jonson at 10:27 PM on November 24, 2005

I'd settle for a bee dressed up as either a dog or a monkey.
posted by blue_beetle at 10:46 PM on November 24, 2005

Bonus marks if the luck dragon, monkey, or dog vibrate.
posted by greycap at 10:48 PM on November 24, 2005

Does it have to be a bee? Or would a Bea dressed as a monkey suffice?
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 10:49 PM on November 24, 2005

Bea Arthur dressed as a monkey vibrating atop a large mushroom would work, yes.
posted by maryh at 10:55 PM on November 24, 2005

You know, I look at these photos, and I think about what those Evilutionists are always babbling on about, y'know, about my grandpappy being a monkey and all...

So, I'm lookin' at the pictures and I don't see any resemblance or connection at all with monkeys and humans.

Might as well be catfish and squirrels.
posted by sourwookie at 11:06 PM on November 24, 2005

Yikes! Might as well not!
posted by bat at 11:30 PM on November 24, 2005

We need more posts here!
posted by sveskemus at 12:21 AM on November 25, 2005

Aknaton writes "Those who want to see monkey jockeys know to click the link, those who don't know not to."

Who the hell doesn't want to see monkey jockeys? Great post!
posted by OmieWise at 5:33 AM on November 25, 2005

best of the web indeed.

wilful, I sincerely hope you posted that not in jest because this truly *is* the best of the web. There is nothing better than a monkey, except a monkey jockey.
posted by Turtles all the way down at 5:45 AM on November 25, 2005

The first photo in the gallery is to pics from "Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp" - the best show to ever grace Saturday morning TV. (The Secret Chimp link goes to a 15 minute documentary excerp on the making of the show.)

The chimp that played Lance got his vengance for being castrated on the vet that performed the operation - in front of a limousine load of network executives.

Sweet.
posted by Enron Hubbard at 6:52 AM on November 25, 2005

I have the whiplash mouse pad.

I like to show it to guests.

My wife thinks it's dumb.

just thought you should know.
posted by Baby_Balrog at 1:53 PM on November 25, 2005